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  1. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 12:41am UTC
    A person doesn't know truehurt and suffering untilthey've felt the pain of fallingin love with someone who's affections lie elsewhere-rose gordon, her imperfect groom

  2. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 11:42am UTC
    "You should not have to rip
    yourself into pieces
    TO KEEP OTHERS WHOLE." ♥

  3. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 3:20pm UTC
    Problems of teenagers:
    most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
    me: why can't I untangle these earphones?

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2014 1:36pm UTC
    Some people are just so cute... I just... wow, congratulations on your dna

  5. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 7:23pm UTC
    I'm only human.
    ||||||||| YOUR WORDS IN MY HEAD, KNIVES IN MY HEART. YOU BUILD ME UP & THEN I FALL APART.

  6. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2014 5:37am UTC
    "The hours between 12am and 6am
    have a funny habit of making you feel
    like you’re either on top of the world,
    or under it.” -Beau Taplin


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:34pm UTC
    what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    tequila mockingbird

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 3:28am UTC
    *squints suspiciously*
    i like you, new character....
    *squints more suspiciously*
    you're going to die.
    aren't you.

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 6:51pm UTC
    person: i like you
    me: why

  11. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 6:39pm UTC
    I get embarrassed for characters when
    they do stupid s.hit in tv shows or movies.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 4:51pm UTC
    do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned?

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    whenever my mom criticizes me
    i yell "it's probably genetic" and run out of the room as fast as i can

  15. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    Personally, I'd be offended if a person jumped out of a cake to surprise me.
    They are contaminating perfectly good cake!
    The only thing I want hiding inside my cake is more cake.

  16. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    it's pretty awkward when people
    you went to elementary school with
    were more mature back then.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 6:42pm UTC
    Oh, dear diary, I met a boy,
    HE MADE MY DULL HEART LIGHT UP WITH JOY.
    Oh, dear diary, we fell apart.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  20. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'
    "AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"

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