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  1. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 11:58pm UTC
    thank you, witty ❷
    for teaching me that not all
    teenage girls were shallow, back-stabbing idiots. ♥

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 11:55pm UTC
    thank you, witty ❶
    for giving a misunderstood, confused
    13 year old a place where she could hide when she had to. ♥

  3. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 10:27pm UTC

    One of the worst mistakes you'll ever make is walking away from the person that stood there and waited for you.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 9:40pm UTC
    When Einstein was traveling to lecture in Spain,
    He questioned a conductor again and again:
    “It may be a while,”
    He asked with a smile,
    “But when does Madrid reach this train?”

  6. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    We are atoms studying atoms,
    cells studying cells. We are the mystery of the universe, trying to unravel ourselves

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 9:18am UTC
    "Why are you so shy?" — Literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever.

  8. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 6:55pm UTC
    H
    » DEPRESSION
    ||||||||||||||||||||||||IS LIKE WANTING TO GO HOME,
    BUT ALREADY BEING THERE.

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 6:11pm UTC
    I'm either annoying or annoyed, like that's it.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    if you ever think that you're bad at oral presentations you should know that today i was giving a presentation in my english class and while reading the very first sentence i accidentally said "shít" and as soon as the word left my mouth i gasped really loudly and collapsed onto the floor in failure

  11. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2014 12:31pm UTC
    Girls wear shorts???? In SUMMER??
    NO.
    Bad,
    too Pornographic
    might distract boys
    , must punish girls.
    HOW DARE THEY HAVE LEGS??!

  12. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 6:19pm UTC
    The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 3:31am UTC
    I Was Planning on Doing My Homework on Friday But I Waited Until Sunday and Now I’m Really Stressed Out and Overwhelmed But I Still Haven’t Learned My Lesson, a thrilling autobiography

  14. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 10:06am UTC
    Baby, l'm yours,
    & I'll be yours until
    the stars fall from the sky,
    yours until the rivers
    ALL RUN DRY ,
    in other words, until I die.


  15. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 3:42am UTC
    before I join your punk rock band my mom wants to talk to your mom

  17. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2014 9:43pm UTC
    If you are about to get stabbed just say "I have too much swagger for the dagger" and they will leave you alone

  18. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2014 1:49am UTC
    MY MOMMA MAPPED OUT
    the road that she knows,
    WHICH HANDS YOU SHAKE
    and which hands you hold.
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this!

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    my self esteem is going down
    i'm yelling timber

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 3:09am UTC
    i hate the ‘tell us about yourself’ thing its so hard like im me and i dont even know about me

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