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BravoSierra
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 1:09pm UTC

i may be ugly and annoying,
but at least the background on my phone isn't a selfie

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 9:01pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you go outside

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yourcool
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May 11, 2013 7:48pm UTC

mcdonalds should have a third window
where you can trade in all the wrong sh.t they gave you at the second window

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:35pm UTC

i hate it when people call their grandparents
weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 12:10pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If I'm awkward around you,
I probably like you.

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Rajsonkar
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March 28, 2013 7:45am UTC

that momentwhen you get ready to say somthing but the subject changesformat credit rajsonkar

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Shoutout to the Sprouse twins
for being the only Disney stars that didn't start a singing career~

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CandyBurst
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 11:46am UTC

Front of my hair
straightened perfectly
Back of my hair
ndsbjkfgjdsgskjnjksd

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SPN
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 11:28pm UTC

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you've got a friend in me

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IBeHetze
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 4:55pm UTC

When you're with
your friends
any scratch you have atomatically becomes an STD.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 5:27pm UTC

at 10:48pm February 24, 2013
Steve, have you noticed there are a lot of people leaving Witty, why are they all leaving? :'(
Steve at 8:12am February 25, 2013
In the old days, Witty Profiles was full of what it was supposed to be full of: witty quotes. Today it is full of journal-like posts from people whining about how horrible their lives are and that they want to "cut" and kill themselves. Who wants to read that? Not me. I don't blame a lot of the people who left who were here for the funny, witty, clever quotes.

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Harry: Who has illegally downloaded this song?
Fans: *screams*
Harry: SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOU!!!

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Eli22b
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC

friend
I love driving through town with my mom blasting thriftshop as loud as possible
Like • Comment • 49 minutes ago
Me
She didnt choose the thug life, the thug life chose her.
48 minutes ago · Like
true story

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:39pm UTC

David Karp @Davidkrap 11 Feb
no im not crying there's just some ed sheeran lyrics in my eye.
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[Failed attempt at twitter lol]

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:41pm UTC

i got kicked outta the pool today,
apperenly the breaststroke isn't what i thought it was.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:22pm UTC

my level of sarcasm is to the point where
i don't even know if i'm joking or not anymore.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:15pm UTC

it is seriously messed up how
planes can fly without flapping their wings.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 1:44pm UTC

remember back in like 5th grade when
everyone vowed the would never do drugs or drink.

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