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  1. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:03pm UTC
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    If twin females marry twin males, and they have a child, will both children look alike?
    mind=blown

    (follow me, i follow back!)
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    Not mine. I just love it

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Brianna.

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    How I see dogs:
    Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
    How I see cats:
    cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
    follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
    format by ThatsSoMeee :)

  4. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    ♥ this and your nose will automatically
    itch

  5. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  6. Harper* Harper*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]
    nmq nmf

  7. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    How To Freak People Out
    run into a random crowd, hug the first person you see and scream, "I TOLD YOU I'D GET OUT OF PRISON!!"
    comment if you think i should make a series, im not doing this for likes i just want to know if anyone would actually read it :)

  8. kaciexoxmcginley kaciexoxmcginley
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
    "Can I ask you a question?"

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "Wow you're cool."
    fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

  10. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Did you know?
    If you say
    "Raise Up Lights"
    you just said
    "Razor Blades"
    in an Austrailian accent
    [fav if you just tried]

  11. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 10:52am UTC
    My mom thinks witty is full of old men.
    Please fave this if you're not an old man.

  12. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  13. Fizzy_Monster Fizzy_Monster
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Remember those
    time's when we were
    younger and we tried
    to insult each other
    by saying...
    "Your not coming to
    my birthday anymore!""2"

  14. cheezeandcrackerz cheezeandcrackerz
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    How To Freak People Out #1
    run into a random crowd, hug the first person you see and scream, "I TOLD YOU I'D GET OUT OF PRISON!!"
    comment if you think i should make a series, im not doing this for likes i just want to know if anyone would actually read it :)

  16. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    ¯\(°_o)/¯
    Zombies eat brains...You're safe
    neversaynever16

  17. D0ri20 D0ri20
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    "Can I help you?"
    "No, I just waited 15 minutes in line to say Hi."

  18. WishAmongTheStars WishAmongTheStars
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    we all have that one teacher,
    who gets sidetracked, and ends up talking about her personal life for the
    rest of the class

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 12:31pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know, can you?
    Me: Woman, I will pee on your desk.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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