DreamOutLoud127

Join Witty Profiles!

DreamOutLoud127

Status: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TO THE PEOPLE OF EARTH AND BEYOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Member Since: 23 Mar 2012 08:11pm

Last Seen: 14 Mar 2014 01:30pm

user id: 286056

64 Quotes
2,082 Favorites
6 Following
13 Followers
Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair ^beta

follow block report

HIIIII TO THE PEOPLE OF WITTY AND BEYOND!!!!!
I would tell you my name but I'd rather not find a creeper on my doorstep! :D sorry!
So here's some things about me just in case you really want to know!:
1)I'm a dancer!
2) Im extremely random! (and usually dont make sense) XD
3) I play piano and guitar!

Well there your go! :D follow me!

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 4:39pm UTC

So my the other day my english teacher gave everybody a rock and told us to write a story about our rock. My story was about my best friend (the rock), charles philius mary ophelia joshua parker margaret the third, but we just call him billy. he lives on magic rock island which is a floating purple cloud above the magical land of Albuquerque. :) All the rocks on magic rock island have a super power, but poor billy didnt know what his power was, he tried and tried to find his power but he couldnt. So billy decided to check to see if he could fly, so he jumped off magic rock island........it turned out he could not fly, but luck was in billy's favor that day because he landed safely in the back of a matress truck, which drove to my house, and we became best friends. the end :).
yea...... i have issues XD

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 4:17pm UTC

they postponed halloween in my side of town because of hurricane sandy.....
..... so everyone went to the other side of town and trick or treated on halloween, then came back to do it again tonight :)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 4:15pm UTC

people on commercials eating chocolate: closes eyes, takes small, dainty bite, and gently tucks hair behind ear
me eating choclate: "i wonder how much i can fit into my mouth at one time?"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 21 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 9:38pm UTC

Most Girls
Dear Diary,
So I love Jim, but he says heloves Rachel, and Magaret thinks that he's just saying that to make me jealous. But then Jim says that he really does like me and I'm like "no way loser! You had your chance!" So I went out with chase to prove to him that it was over. But then Jim started going out with Margaret and I want him back!!!
Me
Dear Diary,
Do you know about the chamber of Secrets?
...........................waits for response

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
September 10, 2012 6:40pm UTC

internet: your mind is incapable of creating new faces in dreams. so if you dream about someone youve seen them at least once before in real life
me: well could everyone please be on the lookout for a 40 foot tall, bright blue vampire wearing a sombraro?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 10:46pm UTC

me writing a 1 page essay:
I CAN DO THIS!!!!!!
*writes one sentence*
*checks how much space is left on the page*
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 6:04pm UTC

they tell us to march to the beat of our own drum,
but evidently only some drums are accepted in society

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Goodbye Summer 2012!!!
Maybe we'll survive the coming apocalypse and live to see summer 2013!

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 7:18pm UTC

when i watch that commercial of that little girl who uses her computer to make it look like shes flying im like
0___0
"........i cant even figure out how to change my screen saver"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 6:51pm UTC

live your life in a way that you can look back on it and think
"I wouldn't change a thing!"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 10:15pm UTC

How To Freak People Out #4
Stand in a park with a creepy expression on your face.
Don't move.
Don't blink.
Don't talk.
Just. Stand. There.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 61 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Outside?
What is this outside?
Is it contagious?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:56pm UTC

Wait!
So you're saying that there are other rooms in my house besides mine!?!

👍 this is good · read the comments · 40 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 10:17pm UTC

music is the gateway to another world
the moment you sing that first word
play that first note
dance the first step
you exit reality and enter a world created from the deepest part of your imagination

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 9:34pm UTC

How To Freak People Out #3
Sit in the middle of the sidewalk holding a sign that protests something stupid, for example
" WIENER DOGS ARE NOT HOT DOGS!!!! I STAND FOR DACHSHUND RIGHTS!!!!!"

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 10:45am UTC

How To Freak People Out #2
take your dog to an area with lots of people, when you are sure somebody can hear you lean down to the dog and say "its almost our time Alfonzo! Soon these patheic humans will bow to the superior race!"

👍 this is good · read the comments · 339 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 10:07pm UTC

How To Freak People Out #1
run into a random crowd, hug the first person you see and scream, "I TOLD YOU I'D GET OUT OF PRISON!!"
comment if you think i should make a series, im not doing this for likes i just want to know if anyone would actually read it :)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 1502 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 10:21pm UTC

Teenager Definition #2
lol- (verb) 1. laugh out loud
2. I'm tired of talking to you. go away.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 21 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Teenager Definition #1
yolo- "you only live once"/ also an acceptable response to any comment :)

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 22 points

DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:07pm UTC

I think that all wittians should do something cool like draw a heart on their hand so that we can tell each other apart in real life :)

👍 this is good · read the comments · 9 points