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  1. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    poems are hard
    ..........spoon

  2. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    Spam Mail:"Repost this in 24 hours or your boy/girl friend will break up with you!"
    Me: Oh I guess you didn't get the memo....
    I'M FOREVER ALONE!!!

  3. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    Two roads diverged in a yellow
    wood...............
    and I, I set the whole
    thing on fire and pranced
    around in circles feeling
    IN CONTROL!!!
    nmf

  4. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    So today my dad unplugged
    the wifi box thing to take it to
    get fixed..........
    and I realized that I couldn't go
    that long without witty so I stole
    it back and ran around the
    house screaming " MY
    PRECIOUS!!!"
    nmf

  5. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:51am UTC
    sometimes I feel like I'm alone.....
    sometimes I feel like I'm not that strong.....
    sometimes I feel so frail, so small
    sometimes I feel vunerable
    sometimes I feel...
    a little fragile
    -Delta Goodrem
    nmq

  6. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 10:40am UTC
    On a Normal Day:
    sees friend - says hi
    sees random kid - smiles
    sees mirror - stops to fix hair
    sees wall - walks around it
    sees gate - looks around for door
    sees door - walks through it
    In a Fun House or Haunted House:
    sees friend - screams
    sees random kid - screams
    sees mirror - screams
    sees wall - runs into it....................then screams
    sees gate - tries to dive under it while screaming
    sees door - runs toward it screaming in a panicked frenzy!!! "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"

  7. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Dear Pandora,
    When we type in Broadway, we actually didn't say greenday/TaylorSwift/MyChemicalRomance/Sean
    Kingston/Disney/NeilDiamond
    +
    a little Broadway at the end.
    Sincerly,
    get a dictionary

  8. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Cleaning your room then realizing that you didn't even know what color your carpet was.
    nmf

  9. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    We were making chalk collages at school today...
    Me: oh no i got brown chalk on my shorts......... thats so awkward!!!.......
    *turns to friend*
    "color my shorts a different color!!!!"
    Her:.....................
    Me:......................
    Her:................
    Me:................
    Her: ................im not coloring your butt.........

  10. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Chocolate chip pancake day at school
    lunch lady: *sees me loading
    chocolate chips onto my
    plate*do you
    want some pancake
    with that choclate?
    me:......................no.......
    nmf

  11. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    Me Watching TV
    Me:*turns on*
    girl on tv: im not human!
    Me: well you obviously are! i mean look at you! You have an arm and a leg and a face and.............oh NEVERMIND!!!!
    *flips channel*
    ok whats this?
    TV: And so they layed King Tut in the tomb.
    Me: WELL KING TUT NEEDS A LIFE!!!
    *flips channel*
    YES I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
    TV:*hehe nope* *ends show*
    Me: GRRRRRRRRRRR!
    *flips channel*
    TV: i always loved you.
    Me: well this looks interesting, theyre such a cute couple all snuggled up like that and..............oh..............OH GOD NO!!!!
    *FRANTICALLY CHANGES CHANNELS* FORGET IT!!!!!

  12. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Does anybody else
    remember a time when the
    cereal box characters
    weren't all superheros?
    nmf

  13. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Step 1: go to stairs
    Step 2: walk up 2 stairs
    Step 3: Jump Off
    Congradulations!!! You are more durable than Mario!!!
    nmf

  14. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When ...
    you're like, "hi!"
    and they're like
    *shuffle, shuffle, shuffle*
    .........................................
    .........................................
    ............*nods creepily*...

  15. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    hi! Im a six foot tall platypus!
    ....just in case you were curious...

  16. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 10:31pm UTC
    I'm starting to think that
    maybe I
    Love You

  17. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Courage is when you're afraid
    but you keep on moving anyway.
    Courage is when you're in pain but you keep on living anyway. <3
    - The Strange Familiar

  18. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    A Question For the Creators of
    Donkey Kong
    So donkey kong sees Mario coming up the stairs.......so he throws a barrel?
    ..........................................................I mean really? of all the things a giant ape could throw?............................................................
    a barrel.

  19. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    you think you see them clearly,
    but look beyond the lies,
    it isn't that difficult
    to just look into their eyes.

  20. DreamOutLoud127 DreamOutLoud127
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    :) :( :D 0__0 ;) :P T___T
    ah. yes. the hormonal teenage years...

:)

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