So today my dad unplugged the wifi box thing to take it to get fixed.......... and I realized that I couldn't go that long without witty so I stole it back and ran around the house screaming " MY PRECIOUS!!!" nmf
sometimes I feel like I'm alone..... sometimes I feel like I'm not that strong..... sometimes I feel so frail, so small sometimes I feel vunerable sometimes I feel... a little fragile -Delta Goodrem nmq
On a Normal Day: sees friend - says hi sees random kid - smiles sees mirror - stops to fix hair sees wall - walks around it sees gate - looks around for door sees door - walks through it In a Fun House or Haunted House: sees friend - screams sees random kid - screams sees mirror - screams sees wall - runs into it....................then screams sees gate - tries to dive under it while screaming sees door - runs toward it screaming in a panicked frenzy!!! "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!"
Dear Pandora, When we type in Broadway, we actually didn't say greenday/TaylorSwift/MyChemicalRomance/Sean Kingston/Disney/NeilDiamond + a little Broadway at the end. Sincerly, get a dictionary
We were making chalk collages at school today... Me: oh no i got brown chalk on my shorts......... thats so awkward!!!....... *turns to friend* "color my shorts a different color!!!!" Her:..................... Me:...................... Her:................ Me:................ Her: ................im not coloring your butt.........
Chocolate chip pancake day at school lunch lady: *sees me loading chocolate chips onto my plate*do you want some pancake with that choclate? me:......................no....... nmf
Me Watching TV Me:*turns on* girl on tv: im not human! Me: well you obviously are! i mean look at you! You have an arm and a leg and a face and.............oh NEVERMIND!!!! *flips channel* ok whats this? TV: And so they layed King Tut in the tomb. Me: WELL KING TUT NEEDS A LIFE!!! *flips channel* YES I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! TV:*hehe nope* *ends show* Me: GRRRRRRRRRRR! *flips channel* TV: i always loved you. Me: well this looks interesting, theyre such a cute couple all snuggled up like that and..............oh..............OH GOD NO!!!! *FRANTICALLY CHANGES CHANNELS* FORGET IT!!!!!
The Awkward Moment When ... you're like, "hi!" and they're like *shuffle, shuffle, shuffle* ......................................... ......................................... ............*nods creepily*...
A Question For the Creators of Donkey Kong So donkey kong sees Mario coming up the stairs.......so he throws a barrel? ..........................................................I mean really? of all the things a giant ape could throw?............................................................ a barrel.