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  1. laxlover613 laxlover613
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    "I stayed with him for the many things he did right, not leave him for the one thing he did wrong"
    -the vow♥
    Risa7373 format.

  2. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:26am UTC
    One Direction things#110
    Interveiwer: Zayn, are you a boobs, bum, or a legs kinda man?
    Zayn: All 3, but women aren’t objects so I prefer personality.
    Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D

    formatcredittofatassmuffin

  3. Vampirissa Vampirissa
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 6:58am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Fave this if you're a;
    -Directioner
    -Belieber
    -Little Mixer
    -Mahomie
    -Heartbeat
    -Hooligan
    -Swiftie
    -Soldier
    -TW Family
    -Arianator
    -Brat
    -Gleek
    -Twi Hard
    -Collinator
    -Echelon
    -MCRmy
    -Little Monster
    -Sheeranator
    -BVB Army
    -(Rihanna's) Monster
    -Clubber
    -Team Breezy
    Fave if you're in one of these fandoms, comment the one/s I missed.

  4. youcouldcallmeshy youcouldcallmeshy
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Most girls want a guy who would hold an umbrella over their head & carry them over puddles. I want a guy who would steal my umbrella, jump in the puddles just to splash me and kiss me before I could yell at him.

  5. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Josh Hutcherson: I'm single. I don't have a girlfriend.
    Me: I volunteer as tribute!

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    I'm addicted to:
    ❒Drugs.
    ❒ Alcohol.
    ✔Music.
    ✔The Internet.
    relax mom, i could be worse.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Boy: Let's play a game, any game, just not hide and seek.
    Girl: Why not hide and seek?
    Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.

  8. Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE Y0U0NLYLIVE0NCE
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Yes Mom,
    I LIKE TO EAT A 5 COURSE MEAL
    WHENEVER I GET HOME FROM SCHOOL.
    YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

  9. raebobmarypants raebobmarypants
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    We all have that one moment when
    we look in the mirror and think,
    "Damn, why don't you have a boyfriend, you sexy lady?"
    but then we look back in the mirror and think,
    "HAHA nevermind, I know why."

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Even when I have absolutely nothing to do,
    I still don't do my homework.

  11. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    Pretending to give your friends
    Shots with a machanical pencil..♥

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:01pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    "Do you behave like this at home?"
    "Yes actually."

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    The world ending in 2012?
    I think we're all forgetting Phil of the Future was from 2121.

  14. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    sneaking
    your seatbelt on slowly
    when you see a cop.
    {FunZy0x4}

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    .
    Bruno Mars:
    I'll catch a grenade for you.
    Me:
    Awh really? Today?
    Bruno Mars:
    Wait, today I don't feel like doing anything,

  17. jamielyn1220 jamielyn1220
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    Admit It…
    You Love Reading What People Write In The Back Of Textbooks.

  18. IWantToLooseWeight_HelpMePlease01 IWantToLooseWeight_HelpMePlease01
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    I NEED HELP WITTY.
    For lent, I gave up eating junk food.
    I also want to loose some weight,
    And no worry, Im not going on any crazy diets or anything.
    For every favourite on this quote: I'll do an hour excercise.
    For every comment: I'll do two hours.
    Please help, I need something like this for inspiration
    and determination.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 1:30pm UTC
    Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Okay, I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds.
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 1:33pm UTC
    Teacher: How can we keep the school clean?
    Student: By not coming? Just an idea...

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