Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

when_in_doubt_glitter_it_out

  1. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    What do you get out of it? A laugh? Control? Power? A story? Respect? I hate to break it to you, but hurting others isn't anything good. It's not funny. You just intimidate people. You shove them down when they're already lying on the floor in pieces. The story? You're abusive and a jerk. Respect? Hahaha. You're funny for thinking that's what you'll get. No respect is more like it. People will just hate and despise you. You will disgust people. Nothing good comes from hurting others.

  2. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 6:12pm UTC
    It takes me about 2.3 seconds
    to go from "This is the best day of my life" to "I want to stab every person on planet Earth."

  3. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 3:41pm UTC
    formats by: ThatsSoMeee
    It's hard.
    when you find
    out you are that one person that your friends
    really don't want around.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    this guy
    at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
    I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  5. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    imagine
    reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    how f-ked up would be if the last sentence
    of the last Harry Potter book was "And then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Do people actually chant "Fight" when they see two guys arguing?
    Because, if they do, I've certainly never seen it.

  9. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    One year ago today...
    I remember exactly where I was. I was in my bedroom, sprawled out across my bed. My room was arranged differently, but I still remember it perfectly. I decided I was going to write a short story. I had before tried (and failed miserably) at getting big on Witty with my stories on a different account. I created an account with the alias xxHelloLovelyxx.
    At 7:22 pm, Wednesday, May 16, 2012, I posted the first chapter of 'Blue-Eyed Beauty.' I made a comment at the bottom that said, "I'll continue posting if this gets more than 10 faves" because I'd never gotten more than 4 on a story. The first chapter got 87 favorites over the course of the night.
    I was so excited, I wouldn't put my laptop down. I didn't eat dinner that night. I was sitting in the family room that night with my dad and brother and I think there was a sport on the television but I'm not sure. My dad insisted I ate the chicken strips he made for me, so I took a plate, but I never actually ate them.
    I was so excited I wrote the next chapter the same night, and posted it as well.
    I got home to find I had over 100 followers, all gained from just two chapters of a story.
    Over the course of the year on Witty, I'd posted 8 stories: Down This Road, Dreams of Zachary, Favorite Mistake, Firefly, Hold on to Him, and finally, in his arms. I have 1,349 beautiful followers (most of which are dormant by now) and, through this account, I've made some wonderful best friends: Elizabeth (thesweetestmoments), Eli (Eli22b), Joe (JoeBro, no longer active) and so many more it would take me forever to name. But you guys were here, you gave me confidence. And my life has changed so much since that Wednesday as a little freshmen in my bedroom with an idea and some sort of luck, and it makes me sad thinking about how much time has changed. I don't know, I just thought I should mark the anniversary somehow, so here it is.
    Happy One Year Anniversary, Witty.

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    *Me walking into Target*
    Me: Do you sell friends here?
    Clerk: Excuse me?
    Me: I was looking for friends. Do you sell them cheap here?
    Clerk: Um, like the Lego set?
    Me: No! Friends that you bring to school and talk to.
    Me: I don't need friends with fancy clothes, I just want to know if you sell them.
    Clerk: I don't think you can buy friends.
    Me: Oh so are they usually left at the side of highways and we just pick them up?
    Clerk: Why don't you just try Wal-Mart?

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Today a girl told
    me how beautiful my smile was
    and how I'm always smiling when she sees me.
    My secret?
    I cry myself to sleep at wishing I were dead.
    A smile can hide a lot.

  12. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:15am UTC
    all i do at school is watch people pretend to be friends with
    other people

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:25pm UTC
    “Have you ever been in love?
    Horrible isnt it?
    It makes you so vulnerable.
    It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get
    inside you and mess you up.
    You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor,
    so that nothing can hurt you, then one
    stupid person, no different from any other
    stupid person, wanders into your stupid
    life...
    You give them a piece of
    you. They didn't ask for it.
    They did something dumb one day,
    like kiss you or smile at you,
    and then your life isn't your own anymore.
    Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you up
    and leaves you crying in the darkness,
    so simple a phrase like
    'maybe we should be just friends'
    turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart.
    It hurts.
    Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind.
    a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain.
    I hate love."

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    The way someone can get me
    so nervous scares me,
    but the funny thing is you know nothing
    that’s going on inside my head.
    It’s like I know everything I want to say to you
    but all the words get tangled up and come out wrong.
    Have you ever realized that you could say the simplest of things
    and it would make my day go from being original
    to amazing in just a few words?
    But the worst thing is that all these little things I feel inside
    could never be said to you,
    because on top of it all,
    you are my biggest fear.
    I’m scared that if I tell you everything
    things will change,
    and will never be the same.
    So keeping it bottled up
    is the only way of not getting hurt.

  15. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 3:51am UTC
    Macklemore:Suicide is stupid? You wanna know what is stupid? Hurting someone so much emotionally that they think suicide is the answer.
    The world needs more people like him.

  16. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    The most comfortable place
    in the world
    is me and you,
    my head on your chest,
    feeling it rise and fall
    and listening to your heartbeat,
    your arms wrapped around me,
    holding me so tight...

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    There’s a difference between
    goodbye and letting go
    Goodbye is
    ‘I’ll see you again when I’m ready to hold your hand
    and when you’re ready to hold mine.’
    Letting go is
    ‘I’ll miss your hand. I realized it’s not mine to hold,
    and I will never hold it again.’

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    me: *drops food on the floor*
    germs: hey, food, let's go get it.
    king germ: wait.
    king germ: we must wait 5 seconds.
    king germ: it is the rule.

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Any pain
    you are going through right now;
    it will end.
    Take a deep breath.
    Think of that one, bright, happy thing in your life
    and smile.
    Live another day.
    It’s worth it.
    Trust me.

  20. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i really don’t understand
    how a lot of you are single
    because you’re all attractive
    and have good music taste
    like what more do people want

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles