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  1. xYoungNRecklessx xYoungNRecklessx
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2017 11:21am UTC
    Death? Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.-Charlotte Perkins Gilman

  2. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2015 2:51pm UTC
    IT'S CALLED FALL BECAUSE
    everything is falling...
    leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, and motivation

  3. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  4. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  5. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    -------------------------
    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

  6. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  7. wackyflipflop wackyflipflop
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 1:05am UTC
    I find myself constantly questioning what my friends see in me all the time.

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    And then God created Saturn
    he liked it so he put a ring on it


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 10:09pm UTC
    you guys don't understand. witty in 2011 & 2012 was sick.

  11. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 8:30am UTC
    parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted.
    me: fine..can I go out?
    parents: no

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nu.de

  13. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    Gatsby looked at Daisy in a way
    that every young girl wanted to be looked at.

  14. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    I just..cant do this anymore..I'm so hurt

  15. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    He has a girlfriend.

  16. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    texting him when i want to break....
    ....he is my escape

  17. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    I am so insecure about myself nobody knows how bad it really is.

  18. paramoreforever paramoreforever
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    It's getting to the point where I look at the word "tumbler" and think it's spelled wrong

  19. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    Since my last break up:
    Two of my "best friends" have gone out with him.
    One is currently with him and going to homecoming with him.
    *Applauds* Girl code at it's strongest.
    But really.

  20. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    "I never meant for this post to get notes."
    -someone who definitely meant for this post to get notes

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