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  1. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    NOT FRIENDS, NOT EMEMIES
    JUST SOME STRANGERS WITH
    SOME MEMORIES

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 2:16pm UTC
    making a joke
    in front of a ton of people
    and having them all crack up
    is one if the most beautiful feelings
    you’ll ever feel.
    Don’t deny it.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    99.9% of my sentences start with
    - oh my god
    - yeah
    - no
    - basically
    - wait
    - so yeah
    - like
    - you know
    - oh
    - uhm
    - what
    - well
    - but
    - dude
    - listen here you little sh/t

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    imagine
    reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    Can you imagine
    if someone sent you
    a list of all the reasons
    why they love you?

  7. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Today in school,
    someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
    "This world sucks, so I created my own."

  8. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    If you're having a bad day
    just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    someone called me fat today at school because
    i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

  10. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    I accidently messed up on my life how do I make a new account?

  11.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    I hate it when people never finish their sente-.

  12. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 1:55pm UTC
    Pros and cons of boys:
    Con: They're dícks
    Pro: Their dícks

  13. Samwise Gamgee ♥* Samwise Gamgee ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    This website is slowly becoming more unpopular. I remember when 200 likes would get you a top quote. Not 35.

  14. Yasmineisthebest Yasmineisthebest
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    When I see lover's names on a tree
    I don't think it's cute,
    I just think it's strange how
    many people take knives on dates.

  15. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:47am UTC
    me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi
    me at the mountains: Is there wi-fi
    me at the beach: Is there wi-fi
    me at family parties: Is there wi-fi
    me at school: Is there wi-fi
    me in hell: Is there wi-fi

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 6:48am UTC
    PSATs, come at me, bro!

  17. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 8:22am UTC
    The ultimate definition of bravery is not being afraid of who you are.

  18. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 5:09am UTC
    Lets be honest~
    i still remember the way you walked,so flawlessly,I still remember how your eyes lit up
    when you were happy,I still remember the dimples in your smile,and that cute laugh of yours,
    I still remember your arms around me,holding me so tight,I still remember wishing you never had to let me go.
    i still remember the sweetness of your voice when you called my name. The perfection in every thing you did.
    I still remember how you made me feel,like a princess,like I was the only girl in the world.
    you made me feel that the only place I ever wanted to be was your arms,
    I still remember the memory's,the hugs,the long walks,I still remember the I love you's. I still remember you...
    but it's gone now,all we have is just memories,and I don't
    think you realise how much it hurts
    me to remember you,but to then realise you aren't here anymore.
    You aren't coming back. You're gone.
    And they're all just memories,you are a memory..

  19. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 3:36pm UTC
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    Comment If I Forget Youuh<3

  20. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    Witty is going to be dead soon.
    Nothing is going too last forever

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