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freshasanapple
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February 19, 2012 12:24pm UTC

I wonder how boys feel
when they're in love.
Do they get butterflies?
Do they have you on their mind24/7?
Do they wait for a text from you for hours?
Do they smile at random times at the thought of you?
Do they miss you all the time?
Do they think about the smallest things you say?

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SparksFlyxXx
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 8:49pm UTC

Remember In Elementary School When-Justice Was The Hollister We Know Today?-When we actually had a recess -We cried only when we got physically hurt, not heartbreakingly scarred -When everyone was friends with everyone? -When friends didn't become backstabbers -When you didn't have to study to get an A -When you were much happier -When you didn't have to bleed every month, just because you're a girl ♥ Fave if you remember any of these ..... comment the ones i missed ♥

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livelovelaughforever
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 5:34pm UTC

" Heeeeyyy!"
__________ is now offline.
oh...

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 3:44pm UTC

That awkward moment when
Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.

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Guitarzrock
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 7:09pm UTC

WARNING:
Remove baby from stroller before folding
Thank god you told me; I wouldn't have known.

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kaerottina
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 8:34pm UTC

i just saw this ad on witty
It was an ad for a dating website and it said:
"For singles 40 and up!"
Yes, because I'm sure there are plenty of 40 year olds on here...

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abigail215268
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 2:24pm UTC

when your mom thinks you have an attitude but all you did was answer her question...

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 3:49pm UTC

I wish I could remember useful information
as well as I can memorize lyrics to songs.

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rissa7373
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 2:24pm UTC

I go out of my way to
Kick a rock all the way down the street as I walk. ♥

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 4:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when
the garbage goes out more than you.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 10:53pm UTC

I hate when I'm singing a song
and someone corrects me.
It's like. "Dang it, what if I was freestylin'?"
tumblr/ format by jimmy365

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Dear 12 year old in a "complicated" relationship,
Did he steal your animal crackers?

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keepmewitty
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 11:29am UTC

You can't overdose on music.
Nmf

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sammieherta
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 11:34am UTC

Dear face wash commercials,
Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that.
Sincerly, my bathroom is soaking wet now.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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