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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    When people say
    'You’re young, you’ll meet more people'.
    Yes , I’m young .
    Yes , I’ll meet other people .
    But I just want to experience what it’s like
    to have so much love for someone
    and have them love you back .
    I want to experience pain , happiness, care, love, hate.
    So when the time comes ,
    I’ll know how to take care of myself and stay strong .

  2. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    how do people
    paint flawless landscapes
    i tried to draw a tree yesterday
    and got so angry i had to
    l a y d o w n a n d c o u n t t o t e n

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    I wonder if Chinese tourists get upset when
    they buy a souvenir from America and find out it was made in China.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:47pm UTC
    I always skip the first piece of bread because it's ugly.
    ladies and gentlemen, I am that first piece of bread.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    I like you
    But I feel like I don’t have a chance.
    So many other people want to be with you,
    and I feel like they’re so much better.
    I feel like you like them more and I hate it.
    I wish you knew how strong my feelings are for you,
    even better…
    I wish you felt the same way.

  6. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    If you're looking for a sign,
    here it is
    Please, don’t kill yourself tonight.

  7. BigMistake BigMistake
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    "China can build a bridge in 5 days?
    Well, American found out how to stuff
    cheese into pizza crust."
    -Ellen Degeneres

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 3:23am UTC
    i wrote a song about tortillas..
    well, actually....
    it's more of a wrap.
    ba dum tsss

  9. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    There are 3 tampons walking down the street;
    which says hi to you first?
    None, because they're all STUCK UP B*TCHES.
    who gets it?

  10. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Gale: Hey girl. I can take a whipping.
    Katniss:
    Gale: Are you looking for a boyrfriend? Cause I volunteer as tribute.
    Katniss: Gale.
    Gale: Are you from the victor's village? Cause dayum that body is winning.
    Katniss: Gale. What are you doing?
    Gale: Are you in the arena? Cause I'm about to enter you.
    Katniss: GALE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    Gale: You must be the girl on fire. Cause you melted my heart.
    Katniss: Gale. Stop.
    Gale: Do you make snares? Cause I'm tangled up in you.
    Katniss: Gaaaale. Stooooop.
    Gale: Is your name Katniss? Cause you're starting an uprising in my district.
    Peeta: Dude.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    My Math Teacher: If you see me in a public place, please feel free to just keep walking.

  12. Swaggie Swaggie
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 11:57am UTC
    So last night...
    We had this thing called teen night, and my friend Morgan, she was there. Now let me tell you about Morgan, she cuts herself, all because of bullies and this one d!ck named Toryn. Morgan is in love with Toryn, but he bullies her. Toryn moved away last year, but last night he was back, and he is going to go to our school. Morgan went to go give Toryn a hug, because she mad missed him. Toryn began to tell her to knock it off. He then continued to make fun of her. Morgan then lifted her sleeves, and said "You are the reason I do this". Toryn then said " You are an idiot for doing that" And began to laugh with his friends. Morgan started crying and didn't stop. She went into the bathroom, and I followed her. She went into the stall and I waited for her by the sink. She came out, and put her earrings back on. I looked at her wrists, but saw nothing, so we left the bathroom after she fixed her makeup.
    After a while, Toryn started making fun of her again. She started crying, and said that she wanted to kill herself. She said that she was planning her death. I pulled her away from the crowed of people, into this secret little area, and gave her the biggest hug I have ever given anyone. "You are better than this, Morgan, you are beautiful, and funny, and amazing. Don't let him get to you" I said, as she began crying. Then, this boy, Noah, walked by and threw a water bottle at us. I threw it back harder.
    If you think Morgan is stronger than these people, then please favorite this quote.
    I will show her how many people favorite this.
    So please, help my friend, I would hate to see her take her own life to bullying.
    Please

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    That moment when
    you see something
    you didn’t want to see
    and your heart drops.

  15. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    it's so strange that autumn is so beautful
    when everything is actually dying.♥

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 4:32am UTC
    ~~in the future~~
    steve's wife: i think we should have kids
    steve: no
    steve's wife: why-
    steve: what if its a girl
    then it would grow into a teenage girl
    steve's wife: i really dont see the problem with--
    steve: have you seen the quotes on my website?!
    the quotes made by TEENAGE GIRLS
    TEENAGE GIRLS ARE ALL INSANE

  17. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's interviews are seriously the best thing.
    "I was at the gym, and I walk in, and there's a model.
    like, a real one.
    and she's on the treadmill,
    running faster than a racehorse would run,
    like eighty miles an hour, probably.
    top speed, and not breathing heavily, just like:
    \(^ - ^)/
    and i'm over here on the elliptical, and i hate it,
    and you can see in my face that i hate it, i'm like
    ~~(o__o)~~
    and then her italian boyfriend comes in,
    and they're both incredibly good looking,
    and then he leans over the treadmill bar
    and starts making out with her
    while she's running that fast.
    and i'm just like,
    ".....you win."

  18. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Oh you live 4 minutes away from your boyfriend and he treats you like crap?
    I live miles away from mine and he treats me like a princess.

  19. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    A locked door,
    a rusty razor,
    a towel stained with red.
    A folded note,
    a broken mirror,
    a young girl lays there dead.
    Her emotions tangle,
    the room begins to swirl.
    She was Mommy's perfect angel
    and Daddy's little girl.

  20. AlltheLights AlltheLights
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    If everyone was honest in their "Truth Is" our whole school would break out in mayhem, Mean Girls style.

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