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LOCATINGME
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November 1, 2012 3:20pm UTC

& I DON'T KNOW IF THIS MAKES ♥♥
sense
b u t , y o u ' r e m y [x] [x] [x]
HaLLeLuJaH

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OneDirectionQuotes
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November 2, 2012 11:05am UTC

"I'm looking for a girl who's cheeky and who will
Make me chase her. The fun is all in the chase."
-Harry Styles

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imhoran_yforyou
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November 1, 2012 6:46pm UTC

And you'll never treat yourself
right, darling, but I want you to.

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YOLOMOFO
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November 2, 2012 6:40am UTC

Teacher: Ok if you give your friend $10 and they need 5 how much will you get back?
Student: Nothing
Teacher: You sir don't know math
Student: You madam don't know my friends
#TRUESTORY

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OneDirectionQuotes
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November 2, 2012 11:10am UTC

Interviewer: "Would you go out with a girl who is older than 44?"
Harry: "I don't think so."
Louis: "I think he would."
Harry: "I'm scared that I might!"

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Nicki4Lyfe
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November 2, 2012 11:23am UTC

Heres to the...
Beilebers
Katycat's
Jonatic's
Little Blackstar's
Arianator's
Rusher's
Barbz
Smilers
Lovatics
Directioners
Little Monster's
Daydreamer's
Rhiannas Navy
Selenator
Swifties

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Tiffington
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November 2, 2012 1:47pm UTC

Youre insacure
Dont know what for
Your turning heads when your turning heads when you walk through the door
Dont need make-up to cover up
Being the way that you are is enough
LIKE IF YOUR A TRUE DIRECTIONER!!!!!!!

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littleleftofthemiddle
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October 5, 2012 8:46pm UTC

If I've ever liked / had a crush on you,
you must have done something right because i hate 95% of humanity

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Maddyhj
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October 9, 2012 9:39pm UTC

How do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him?
This wall looks nice, but I think it wold look better with you against it.

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BravoSierra
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October 8, 2012 3:04pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Teacher: You failed the test.
Me: You failed to educate me.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
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October 6, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Rate:0
Some just posted this on my facebook wall.
Its people like them, who make me self concious.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 7:06pm UTC

You know what I really hate?
When girls on Witty complain about their crush "not noticing them" even when they're best friends with him, text him all the time, and hang out with him.
I would be happy if my crush even said hi to me.... Let alone be best friends, text 24/7, and hang out a lot. I doubt he even knows my name :/
So girls, don't even complain.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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yourcool
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October 7, 2012 8:34pm UTC

Automatic flush sensors
look an awful lot like hidden cameras.

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ThatsSoMeee
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October 10, 2012 4:16pm UTC

I’m extremely insecure
Don’t ask why.
Because I have my reasons.
But I can’t help it.
It isn’t like I’m always fishing for compliments,
I’m not.
That’s just how my brain thinks of me.
Sorry.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xstories_
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October 8, 2012 7:50pm UTC

My first day at a new school we had a
presentation about school bullying.
The presentation revolved around 4 kids
who were bullied and committed suicide.
I couldn't control it any longer.
I ran out of the room bawling.
Some kids thought I was "soft", some kids
thought I just wanted attention.
None of them knew my sister was in that video.
- 6billionsecrets

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yourcool
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October 6, 2012 1:57pm UTC

"she's ugly. how does she have a boyfriend?"
maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isn't a judgemental c/nt like you.

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