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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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* Sabaism *
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July 5, 2014 5:38am UTC
Even the best fall down sometimes.

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SaturdayInJuly
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July 5, 2014 9:05pm UTC
If there were monsters in the closet,
well, I don't think I would be surprised

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 5, 2014 10:32pm UTC
My milkshakes bring all the boys to
the yard
and they're like "hey your friend is hot"

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Apologetic*
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July 6, 2014 12:32am UTC
There is a girl,
in the front of my class,
who I swear I've never seen
do anything but laugh.
She's tall and she's smart,
beautiful and strong,
And when someone's down
she tries to fix what is wrong.
How does someone so perfect,
feel so insecure?
As to scar her skin with cuts and burns
and still want to hurt more..
How does someone so loving,
learn to hate her own guts?
Drawing a picture on her arms with a blade
as if her mind isn't dark enough..

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ayenay*
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June 27, 2014 9:06pm UTC
two can keep a secret if one of them is dead

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beyondsanity
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June 17, 2014 10:26pm UTC
The devil doesn't come dressed in
a black cape.
red skin,
pointy horns,
looking as evil as can be.
He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

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Crazy girl*
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June 5, 2014 12:03pm UTC
"WHO'S THAT SEXY BEAST?!" Oh, I clicked on my profile again.

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*crybaby*
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June 6, 2014 2:28am UTC
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

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Merlin
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June 6, 2014 3:01pm UTC
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an arguement* aND ANOTHER THING

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Crazy girl*
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June 6, 2014 3:45pm UTC
Current relationship status: nah

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AtmosFEAR
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June 6, 2014 7:52pm UTC
"Honey... I'm pregnant." She whispers to him
"Hi pregnant..." He whispers back, tears of joy in his eyes. "I'm dad."

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AtmosFEAR
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June 6, 2014 7:56pm UTC
It's a metaphor, you see; You put the textbook in front of you, but you don't give it the power to actually teach you anything.

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yourcool
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June 7, 2014 7:08am UTC
what if instead of countries declaring
war on each other there was just a big rap battle

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yourcool
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June 7, 2014 7:31am UTC
houstan i have so many problems

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lauralove
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May 28, 2014 12:08pm UTC
MOM TODAY I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL
I'M UGLY

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cacti *
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May 30, 2014 4:36am UTC
What are you doing right now
Reading this quote

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lauralove
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May 30, 2014 9:16am UTC
I SOLVE MY PROBLEMS
BY BLANTLY IGNORING
THEM AND GOING ON THE
INTERNET.

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nobody*
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May 27, 2014 3:48am UTC
Rather be someone's shot of whiskey
than everyone's cup of tea.
~ DIAMANTE

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GlowingScars
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May 27, 2014 4:36am UTC
I followed my heart and it lead me to the fridge

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