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bye*
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 12:27pm UTC

the sound of someone's laughter after
THEY'VE CRIED IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

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rebecca*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:42pm UTC

I wonder if killing yourself is
the only thing you can control
in your entire life, and that's
why it's a sin. Because you're
beating God at his own game.
Gray by Pete Wentz

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 1:08am UTC

boy: i like your jacket
me: you're welcome
me: wait a second

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 10:34am UTC

You seem quite shy, but you're oh, so cute.
and i'm the kind of girl
that would love to be yours
if you asked me to.
so, just take a chance. try to hold my hand
Please don't remove this!

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 1:21pm UTC

i wanna jump off a building and not die
just like relieve a little stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 10:40am UTC

Whenever I listen to Marina & The Diamonds, I either want to curl up in a
ball and eat ice cream while crying about my feelings or I want to put on my cutest dress and red lipstick and stab my enemies through the heart with my high heels. There is no inbetween.

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lithium*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:34am UTC

no mom I can’t make my bed I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad a.ss rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 9:27pm UTC

north west better have a report card that says
“North West has problems following directions”

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I was at the end of a school dance 8th grade and about halfway through this guy that I
thought hated me came up and said "I really like you" and I didn't know what to say so
I just smiled and nodded and walked backwards while doing jazz hands and then that
night I went home and cried so yeah that's pretty much it

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Awkward3564
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 8:26pm UTC

This might make me sound stupid, but...I was looking at your picture( you're are so pretty i couldnt help it), but i forgot to look up from my phone and i walked into a wall... My insurance agent says i need to get your number. You know, for insurance stuff

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Friend: Hey, do you know a drinking game I could play by myself?
Me: Alcoholism?

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 4:24am UTC

Things I don't understand about horror movies:
1. Why do the people feel the need to say, "Hello?" in every
room. It's not like the killer/demon is gonna be all like, "Hey
yeah I'm in here! come in so I can kill you!"
2. You only ran up a flight of stairs. There is no reason to be
breathing as if you just ran a marathon.
3. YOUR HUSBAND IS NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE YOU. JUST
GET OUT OF THERE AND LET HIM FIGUIRE IT OUT HIMSELF
BEFORE YOU BOTH GET KILLED.
4. If the dog is acting weird and whining at random corners,
it does not mean he is crazy, it means you need to get the
f*ck out of that house.
5. I'm pretty sure It's not even possible to trip over nothing
that many times.
6. Here's an idea, instead of screaming on the floor crawling
backwards why don't you just stand up and run :D
7. It may have been based on a true story but what actually
happened went nothing like that.
PEACE, I'M OUT

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 8:53pm UTC

If someone says they cannot live without you,
leave them. If they don't die on the spot, well then it's a good idea you left a liar.

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gab*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:42pm UTC

but
"JUST FRIENDS"
just don't
look at each other
talk to each other
touch each other
love each other
like that.

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zombies.are.kwl *
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 4:08am UTC

you'll never love yourself at all
everything you touch will fall to pieces

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VanaWenice
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 4:18am UTC

Some wittian: omfgg 1000 followers thank youuuuuuuu!!!thankk youu soo muchhh wittiansss!!!yeeeyyy
Me: O.M.G! OMG OMG OMG! 10 FOLLOWERSSSS OOOMMGGG THANKSSS A LOTTT! :')

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Me: grab a plate and throw it on the ground
Girl: okay done
Me: did it break?
Girl: yes
Me: okay now say sorry to it
Girl: sorry
Me: did it go back to how it was before?
Girl: no..
Me: do you understand?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:22am UTC

mom: the best things in life are free
food: lol
cell phone: lol
concert tickets: lol
internet: lol

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 4:35am UTC

yes, a picture paints a thousand words,
but a thousand words can also paint a picture,
and that's why i write.

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