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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Congratulations on being a cool kid in high school....
    Sorry about the rest of your life though

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    shoutout to the kids who
    put the correct answers in the textbook.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:06pm UTC
    i believe in equality.
    if we have a five day week of school, we should have five day weekends as well.

  4. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    it’s funny because disney channel thinks i need the lyrics on the screen to sing along to high school musical

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    I never run with scissors.
    Those last two words were unnecessary.

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    It's disgusting that someone can actually
    tell another human being to kill themselves

  7. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Oh, my opinion offended you?
    You should hear the ones I keep in my head.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    "i NEED a boyfriend, like now."
    no, you WANT a boyfriend. you NEED water, 'cause you sound thirsty.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    The worst things in life come free to us.
    (Public School)

  10. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    why go out and be a third
    wheel when you can go home and be a unicycle
    hkcvhxkjhvjchxvjxkcvh

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    i make weird faces in photos because
    it's better to look ugly on purpose.

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    the episode where spongebob goes around
    asking people if he's ugly and they all run away is basically an 11 minute description of my life.

  13. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs, but I would have made the IPhone charger a few feet longer.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    so... who's the idiot that decided to
    cut nap time out after kindergarten ended?

  15. Jersey_Girl Jersey_Girl
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    I'd rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than go to school tomorrow.

  16. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    sometimes
    i get really angry about
    the way bologna is spelled
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  17. BlondieBooJayy BlondieBooJayy
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Mocking people
    in a voice they don't even have

  18. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    HEADACHES.
    You give me headaches.

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges
    are pre-sliced by nature

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    hush little white girl
    don't you cry
    daddy's gonna buy you
    an iphone 5
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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