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sixxfan123

1. sixxfan123
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   Girls shouldn't wear makeup,
   I mean, no one wants to get butterfly kisses
   from a girl with her eyelashes caked in mascara, right?
   
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2. sixxfan123
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 2:55pm UTC
   I always thought it'd be funny
   if Iron Man's name was Ferris...
   (only science geeks like me are gonna understand this)
   
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3. sixxfan123
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2012 10:27pm UTC
   I'm at a restaurant with my family and me, being a 14 year old, of course I ask for a coloring page.
   me: what the heck?! these coloring pages have color keys!
   sister: why would they have a coloring key?
   me: because adults are trying to supress the imaginations of children everywhere!
   dad:(sarcastic) yeah kate, way to not give in to the conformists.
   me: YEAH! WE'RE GOIN' AGAINST THE SYSTEM!! -commence epic fist pumping-
   As a result, I get several eye rolls from my family and stares from everyone in the restaurant.
   And that's why my father hates taking me out in public.
   
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4. sixxfan123
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   November 4, 2012 2:03pm UTC
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5. sixxfan123
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   October 19, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   Funniest thing ever:
   My little cousin (shes half black half white) : I'm voting for Obama!
   My sister: I would vote for Romney.
   Little cousin: I DONT LIKE ROMNEY BECAUSE HE'S WHITE!!!!
   Me: But Brooky, we're white...
   Little cousin: I DONT CARE!!
   shes like... 6
   
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6. sixxfan123
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 9:22pm UTC
   I used to think I was a superhero,
   and like any superhero, I had an
   awesome ride.
   It was my mom's mini van,
   and it was called the swagger wagon.
   And whenever we rolled down the street,
   all the other kids were jealous.
   Or at least I like to think they were.
   
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7. sixxfan123
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 9:17pm UTC
   I just learned that
   it's called nesQUICK
   not nesQUILK.
   My childhood was a lie.
   
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8. sixxfan123
   posted a quote
   October 7, 2012 9:04pm UTC
   Jake from State Farm is wearing khakis,
   I'm wearing khakis,
   therefore I am Jake from State Farm.
   
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9. sixxfan123
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 12:00am UTC
   My biggest fear
   is getting trapped in
   an old mental asylum.
   I don't know why, but
   they just creep me the
   f**k out. I dunno.
   I think I watch too many ghost shows.
   
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10. sixxfan123
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    When I watch football, I can't help but laugh
    because the little towels that they tuck into
    their pants look like loin cloths.
    
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11. sixxfan123
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    September 6, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Next time a teacher asks me
    to play the freaking "name game" at school,
    I'm gonna scream "I'm Kaitlyn, and I like
    KICKIN' SOME A$$!" Their face
    would be priceless.
    
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12. sixxfan123
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    August 24, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Me: -getting a glass of water and then just throws it behind my shoulder-
    Friend: WTH just happened?!
    Me: oh... it was a muscle spasm... it happens from time to time...
    
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13. sixxfan123
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    It's no fun
    kickin' it in the back seat
    if you're alone.
    (Kendall I miss you! >-< )
    
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14. sixxfan123
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    August 15, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    Girls at school: So, how is your romantic life?
    Me: My x-box and I are very happy together, thank you.
    forever alone.... but happy :P
    
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15. sixxfan123
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    People who do the YOLO thing,
    If you only have one life,
    then why mess it up by
    doing stupid and crazy stuff?
    
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16. sixxfan123
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    July 1, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    When my friends recieve money: Yes! More makeup and magazines!
    When I recieve money: ~squeal~ Yes!!!! MORE MANGA!!!!!!
    
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17. sixxfan123
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    June 28, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    When I have kids,
    I'm gonna teach them about "the birds and the bees"
    by letting them listen to Candyland
    by Blood On The Dancefloor.
    Problem Solved C:
    
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18. sixxfan123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Clothes these days
    are just way too loose
    or way too tight.
    what happened?
    
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19. sixxfan123
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    March 17, 2012 2:16pm UTC
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    March 15, 2012 4:02pm UTC
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