I'm at a restaurant
with my family and me, being a 14 year old, of course I
ask for a coloring page.
me: what the heck?! these coloring pages have color keys!
sister: why would they have a coloring key?
me: because adults are trying to supress the imaginations of
children everywhere!
dad:(sarcastic) yeah kate, way to not give in to the
conformists.
me: YEAH! WE'RE GOIN' AGAINST THE SYSTEM!! -commence epic
fist pumping-
As a result, I get several eye rolls from my family and stares
from everyone in the restaurant.
And that's why my father hates taking me out in
public.