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Fake_a_smile
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December 21, 2012 8:39pm UTC

So the other day during school,
Someone was saying something stupid.
The girl who sits next to me stands up, looks at him with a straight face, cups her hands, and says:
"See this? This here, is my bowl of care.
It's empty."

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rememberyourbeautiful
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December 13, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Whenever I see couples holding hands I think
"I can't wait till I can have a guy to do that with!"

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_JakeyBabey_
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December 13, 2012 2:57pm UTC

Why are scary movies always in such creepy places like jails and hospitals??
I want a scary movie in walmart....
"Clean up on aisle 13!"
"But sir... there is no aisle 13......."
*Dramatic music*

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 2:56pm UTC

You Listen to BOTDF?
Excuse me while I arrange our marriage(;

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jahyvie
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December 3, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Give me therapy, I'am a walking travesty. But I'am smiling at everything. Therapy you were never a friend to me. You can keep all your misery.

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xxBMTH4Everxx
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October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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BeautifulLikeDiamonds
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November 4, 2012 2:03pm UTC

*3AM Text Message*
"Hey are you asleep?"
"No I'm hunting zebras. What the hell do you want?"

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
October 4, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Teacher: I think that Obama was really weak in the debate
Student: Yeah. Obama needs to grow some balls.
Teacher: Do not use derogatory slang like that in school.
Student: Oh, sorry. Obama needs to develop some metaphorical male genitalia.
Teacher: ...
Teacher: ...Okay, so, on a different note..
...true story.

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jengee99
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September 24, 2012 10:03pm UTC

Why are people so mean?

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MyLifeAsATeenager
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September 24, 2012 10:12pm UTC

Can everyone stop saying they are going to kill themselves.
You might think you're making things better,
but you aren't it get worse.
You might think that no one cares
but I care, it kills me just to think about it.
Oh yeah, and you aren't good enough? Am I right?
Everyone is good enough for something.
You just haven't found it yet.
I promise you that everything gets better,
progress is progess,
but progress requires a little bit of trying.
Do me and everyone else a favor,
give us the advantage of having you on this earth.

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SociallyAwkwardNerd
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September 23, 2012 12:02am UTC

Live every day like you're Glen Coco<3

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dancejunkie13
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September 23, 2012 12:07am UTC

It's because I'm too sexy;;
that's what it is guys...right?

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SophiaIzAwesome
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September 22, 2012 11:33pm UTC

.Periods. Of All Things, Why Blood?
Couldn't It Be Like, Fairy Dust Or Something??

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YouAreLovedXo
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 12:56pm UTC

School dress code is dumb.
Girls can't show their shoulders?
What guy is going to look at a girl and be like
"Dang girl, that's one FINE shoulder!"

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XoXoCovey152XoXo
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 12:37pm UTC

A c c o r d i n g t o G r e e k
M y t h o l o g y ,
humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two seperate beings. Condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.

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biebersgirl14
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September 13, 2012 5:28pm UTC

You always hear how self-harmers are "Emo" or an "Attention Seeker", but self-harm isn't a joke, it takes a lot to get to the point of turning mental pain into physical pain. When you sit there, and make fun of them, you're just making them pull down their sleeves, put on a pair of pants, and hide their skin even more. You're pushing them further and further into a hole, and if you don't be careful with what you say, that hole might turn into their grave.

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AssKickerXx
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 6:11pm UTC

I hate when people are
over my house and they
ask if we have a
bathroom.... No , we crap
outside.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JusttSmilee
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September 6, 2012 6:14pm UTC

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but at a molecular level I'm actually quite busy.

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