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June 30, 2014 12:17am UTC

{I WISH YOU'D STOP}
RUNNING FROM YOUR PROBLEMS & RUN TO ME INSTEAD. ♥

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*crybaby*

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June 30, 2014 3:44am UTC

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Me: I lost it fighting some kid who said you weren't the best teacher in school.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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bigbootycutiee_13
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June 20, 2014 12:07pm UTC

why do guys always have perfect eyelashes they don't even use them

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Crazy girl*
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June 11, 2014 1:23pm UTC

*Showering together*
Girl: Baby I want you to do bad things to me ;)
Guy: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*

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capsized*
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June 10, 2014 10:55pm UTC

this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard

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capsized*
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June 10, 2014 10:53pm UTC

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT SOMEONE AND REALIZE THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS PERFECT THEIR EYES ARE PERFECT THEIR NOSE IS PERFECT THEIR MOUTH IS PERFECT THEIR HAIR IS PERFECT THEIR BUTT IS PERFECT THEIR NECK IS PERFECT THEIR HANDS ARE PERFECT THEIR FEET ARE PERFECT CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERY FÜCKING THING

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capsized*
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June 10, 2014 11:04pm UTC

i ran to my class today in heels (they’re small, like an inch and a half at most) and this guy was spray painting something for art and i sprinted past him and was like “THAT LOOKS GREAT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ART GUY I LOVE YOU” and he yelled back “HAVE A GOOD DAY I LOVE YOU RUNNING GIRL”

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*crybaby*

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June 6, 2014 2:28am UTC

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

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*crybaby*

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June 10, 2014 2:46am UTC

if you ever want to hold a boys hand, just tell them you could
beat them in arm wrestling. they can't back down from that challenge

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*crybaby*

posted a quote
June 10, 2014 3:28am UTC

*squints suspiciously*
i like you, new character....
*squints more suspiciously*
you're going to die.
aren't you.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC

Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
15) He spit on his fans
I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

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oldsport
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June 9, 2014 12:56pm UTC

your parents warned you about the drugs in the streets,
but never the ones with hazel eyes and a heartbeat.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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May 11, 2014 2:16pm UTC

They expect me to decide what to do with the rest of my life,
but I still need permission to use the bathroom

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yourcool
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May 12, 2014 6:42pm UTC

whenever my mom criticizes me
i yell "it's probably genetic" and run out of the room as fast as i can

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SuperNovaChic
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May 18, 2014 6:46pm UTC

Here’s to the crazy ones.
The misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them.
About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them.
Because they change things.
They push the human race forward.
And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

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yourcool
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May 12, 2014 7:01pm UTC

Growing up I always thought true love was red roses, dates on Saturday nights, little block box that held expensive things, and always knowing what to say. I thought true love was a kiss in the rain, deep explanations, and the perfect story. But now that I’m older I’ve realized it’s not like that at all.
See because true love for me is ugly snapchats, and peeing while you’re on the phone. True love is kissing at 6 AM despite the morning breath and singing at the top of your lungs. It’s saying all the wrong things, at all the wrong moments. It’s sarcasm and being honest even when it hurts. It’s late hours of the night when it’s been a long day and it’s no make up and bad hair. It’s tears from laughter, it’s tears from sadness and it’s nothing like any storybook you’ve ever read. It’s never running out of things to talk about, and it’s being comfortable in the silence of things. True love is watching The Titanic though you swore you never would. It’s getting mad over stupid things. It’s “you’re an idiot,” and “you’re a little sht” and knowing you’re so lucky to hear those every day. It’s spilling your feelings at 4 AM when you should be asleep. It’s that song you hear on the radio that always makes you smile. It’s the worst story you could imagine, but thank God it worked out anyways. True love is never losing the magic. True love is not leaving when things get hard.
I like my definition better anyways.

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:40pm UTC

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

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the1975*
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June 8, 2014 12:27am UTC

My mother warned me aboutcigarettes that could cause lung cancerBut she never told me that selfhatred could grow faster than anytumor ever couldMy father warned me that ishould never stop thinkingBut he never told me thatover thinking would kill myhappinessMy sister warned me about otherpeople who might make hurtfulcomments about meBut she never told me thatinstead of hearing someone else'svoice, i'd hear my ownMy brother warned me aboutthe drugs sold in baggies on the streetBut he never told me about theones that people put in your glasswhen you're not lookingMy grandmother warned meabout the devil with his tail andred hornsBut she never told me about hisangelic smile and his dark brown eyesMy grandfather warned meabout booze that could killBut he never told me that if youdrink enough alcohol, it tasteslike loveMy cousin warned me that i should lose my virginity to a guy iloveBut she never told me he shouldlove me, tooMy aunt warned me that if i kepteating that much, i might vomitBut she never told me that evenwithout eating anything, you canhang over the toilet and pukeMy baby sitter warned me that aboy would break my heartBut she never told me that if imade him mad, he'd also breakmy arm and noseMy teacher warned me aboutdangerous men with knives thatcould easily cut my throatBut she never told me that i didn'tneed these men to cut my skinThey all warned me that ishouldn't do dangerous thingsthat could kill meBut i never had the chance to askthem if slitting both my wristsverticallyAnd taking thirty eight asprinswas one of these dangerousthings -d.a.n.

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Crzy_Insanity*
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June 7, 2014 3:04pm UTC

The girl and boy in the corner had their hearts collide.
Although, the girl wears a smile she's screaming inside.
Loving one another is all they knew.
They will love one another til their lives are through.
The girl isn't sure.
The boy knows that the girl is simply pure.
The girl is unsure and scared at best.
The boy knows this and tells her to give him a test.
The girl trusts him and loves him to death.
The boy loves the girl but has poison on his breath.
The boy tells the girl its time to go home.
Although the girl stands she knows she doesn't want to be home alone.
As they walk down the hall the boy does his best not to fall.
He tries to stand like a man and just walk tall.
But, the girl can see right through his act.
The girl can't believe the boy broke the pact.
The girl stopped dead in their pace.
She squeezed his hand and reminded him it isn't a race.
The boy slows.
The girl understands now it shows.
She understands now what he ment.
What the boy did to pay their rent.
He works to hard his knees are worn.
The girls heart sinks in her chest her patience is torn.
The girl reminds the boy of what he said: "He'd quit."
"We'll babe I can't. We're broke, in the pit."
The girl lets a single tear escape.
"How did we end up in this tragic tape?"
The boy tells the girl he can make it though it.
All he needs is confidence they can do it.
The girl tells the boy she can't watch anymore.
She can't watch him hurt himself and begins to walk towards the door.
But, she stops and turns back to look at her love.
Just to watch him turn into a beautiful white dove.
"I miss you." The girl whispers.
The nurses hand on her shoulder gives her shivers.
"My dear, have you not eaten? You look so little"
"That tends to happen when your in a mental hospital."

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