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  1. lilly2hip lilly2hip
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 12:28am UTC
    dynamite by taio cruz part 2:
    original:
    "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, gotta let go!"
    jack sparrow:
    "I run from pirates on the beach sometimes, saying aye-oh, I'm Jack Sparrow!"
    skittles:
    "taste the rainbow in the air somtimes,
    saying aye-oh, taste the rainbow!"
    nemo:
    "I throw a clownfish in a bag sometimes,
    saying aye-oh, I found nemo!"
    flamingo:
    "I hold my leg up in the air sometimes,
    saying aye-oh, I'm a flamingo! "
    tornado:
    "I throw the air in the air sometimes,
    saying aye-oh, I'm in a tornado!"
    draci malfoy:
    "I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, bro I'm a prego!"
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 12:21am UTC
    dynamite by taio cruz part 2:
    original:
    "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, gotta let go!"
    jack sparrow:
    "I run from pirates on the beach sometimes, saying aye-oh, I'm Jack Sparrow!"
    double rainbow:
    "I scream out in the forest sometimes,
    saying aye-oh, double rainbow!"
    nemo:
    "I throw a clownfish in a bag sometimes,
    saying aye-oh, I found nemo!"
    flamingo:
    "I hold my leg up in the air sometimes,
    saying aye-oh, I'm a flamingo! "
    tornado:
    "I throw the air in the air sometimes,
    saying aye-oh, I'm a tornado!"
    draci malfoy:
    "I throw my wand up in the air sometimes, saying aye-oh, bro I'm Draco!"
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

  3. xxletthegoodtimesrollx xxletthegoodtimesrollx
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 10:28pm UTC
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  4. BrittneyLynetteCastle BrittneyLynetteCastle
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 11:41pm UTC
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  5. sTaY_BeAUTiFuL13 sTaY_BeAUTiFuL13
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Facebook
    should have a relationship option of
    mentally married to Josh Hutcherson.
    <3

  6. beautifullovex beautifullovex
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 10:26am UTC
    The Awkward Moment When;
    Your milkshakes don't bring all the boys to the yard.
    .

  7. DropsOfJupiterGirl119 DropsOfJupiterGirl119
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Cinderella is proof that
    a new pair of shoes
    can change your life

  8. mwittym mwittym
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    That annoying moment
    when the teacher asks a question and you think you know the answer but don't raise your hand. Then someone else says your answer and it ends up being correct.

  9. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    Did you know? #59
    During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
    People who easily and frequently blush are likely to be great lovers.
    ()hh

  10. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    Sunglasses:
    allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    Jumping from one couch to the other
    Because the floor is lava.

  12. speaknow22 speaknow22
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    Not paying attention in class
    because you're too annoyed at the little mark the teacher forgot to erase on the whiteboard

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    No teacher, I
    don't want
    to answer the
    question.
    Thats why
    my hand
    wasn't raised.

  14. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    APPARENTLY TWILIGHT IS SO POPULAR BECAUSE TEENS CAN RELATE TO IT.
    YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT TIME I WAS A VAMPIRE.

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD WHEN YOU SAID
    "MOMENT" AFTER AWKWARD.

  16. moonscout23 moonscout23
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    *Boy texts mom*
    Boy: “Mom, where are you?”
    Mom: “I'm pulling out of Walmart right now honey, why?”
    Boy: “Mom, I came with you.”
    Mom: *Turns car around.*
    Damn.

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    That annoying momment
    when you really want to say something, but then someone changes the topic.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 10:29am UTC
    credittofucker
    Ugly is such a strong word.
    I prefer "attractivley disabled".

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    it's quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound.

  20. xoxalex xoxalex
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you see a
    bunch of kids from school hanging out at the mall and you're there with yourmom
    nmf

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