Me: Oh look mom, stripes, Louis loves those
Me: Oh a person with a cookie, you know Liam orders cookies at midnight to his room and calls the man "The Cookie Man", mom
Me: Oh look and Irish pub, mom, Niall probably goes there all the time
Me: Look at his blazer, Harry has a blazer collection, mom
Me: Why are you eating feta cheese? That's the only cheese Niall hates.
Me: Mom, why aren't my eyelashes as dark and lucious as Zayn's?
Me: Mom all these clothes are clothes the boys would wear omfg let's buy them and send them to them
Mom: This is why you have no friends