Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

pellaslexi

  1. ArcticBrittany ArcticBrittany
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 11:36pm UTC
    You love him, you love them, you love her
    You love so much, you love when love hurts
    You love red bottom and gold that say “Queen”
    You love hand-bag on the waist of your jean
    You love French tip and trip that pay for
    You love bank slip that tell you we paid more
    You love a good hand whenever the card dealt
    But what love got to do with it when you don’t love yourself?
    M.A.A.D City (Good Kid M.A.A.D City)

  2. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 2:57pm UTC
    Honestly, I hold in a lot.
    When I'm upset, I really don't like to tell anyone.
    Especially te person who made me that way.
    No matter how much anyone asks,
    the answer will always be,
    "I'm fine."
    even though it's not true.


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 11:59pm UTC
    just imagine how hard it would be to explain the concept of the internet to someone from the 1800s or even the early 1900s like who the hell came up with the idea of websites and proxys and all that it makes my head hurt just thinking about it

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 10:07am UTC
    will you marry me - A marriage proposal
    will, you, mary, me - A foursome proposal
    will, you, mary, me - Cave woman Mary tries to help Will recover from Amnesia

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 11:28pm UTC
    Maybe I loved you just a little too much


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 1:04am UTC
    Phrases that'll always create sexual tension:
    -"Make me"
    -"oh really"
    -"is that so"
    -"prove it"
    -"what's in it for me"
    -"wanna bet?"
    -"Scared, Potter?"
    -"can you feel it Mr Krabs?"

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 8:30pm UTC
    august, september, halloween, november, december
    or august, september, halloween, turkey, christmas
    other wise known as hot as balls, f×ck it it’s school again, halloween, turkey, christmas
    also new years, forever alone, windy as f×ck, shÌt its raining, allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait nevermind
    So who is gonna make the 2014 calendar that has these names for the months?

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 4:04pm UTC
    i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. Asking_Alexis Asking_Alexis
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    *In World History*
    Teacher; *Shows us old paintings (Some contain nudity)*
    *Naked man painting pops up*
    Guy: *giggles* Sorry, my bad.
    Teacher: It's okay, we know you get excited when you see paintings of nakes men.

  13. Amba_Is_Not_Ok Amba_Is_Not_Ok
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 2:09am UTC
    Don't Limit Your CHALLENGES.
    Challenge Your LIMITS.

  14. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 4:00pm UTC
    10 Things I realized When You Left Me:
    1. Some people believe there is life after death and I was never sure if I did until you left me and I continued to breathe.
    2. I found myself searching for a new lover immediately so that I may be able to trick my heart into believing that you never existed. It was a desperate and unfair thing to do and now I’m feeling your absence more than ever.
    3. “I love you” doesn’t mean what I thought it did.
    4. You always made fun of me for savoring my food so much that I finished eating 10 minutes after you. I should have savored your laugh more than my macaroni and cheese.
    5. You made giving hickeys a competition and you always won. You still win because even though my skin is clear to everybody else, I can see dark purple marks all over my body when I look in the mirror.
    6. I need to remember my time with you so that I can fix all my mistakes when another boy walks into my life, if that ever happens.
    7. You were my winter, spring, summer and autumn love and every single day of this upcoming year is going to be filled with overwhelming nostalgia of you pushing me on the swingset and tucking me into your bed.
    8. I have hardwood floors and a blue bed-set that you bought for me and you have off-white carpet and a fuzzy green blanket that you like to use even though it gets too warm. You used to always discover strands of my hair in your bed or my stray bobby pins embedded in your rug. In the last couple days that we were together you re-did your room and every piece of me was flushed out and now I’m left with memories of you in my wooden floorboards and sheets that I can’t bring myself to wash.
    9. Once, we bought a bag of pretzels and you didn’t believe me when I told you that I could bite them just right so that they formed a heart until I did it in front of you three times in a row. I tried to do it again yesterday but my teeth kept slipping and I cut my lips on sharp bits of salt and bread. Even my pretzel-hearts broke when you left.
    10. I’ve seen people with your shape of fingernails, or the same broad shoulders as yours, but I don’t think I will ever find another somebody like you.
    r.m.

  15. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    Do love someone?
    YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
    YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
    YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
    YOU YOU YOU YOU YOUYOU YOU

  16. Ayesha01 Ayesha01
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 5:59pm UTC
    Dont say you love me unless you really mean it.
    Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

  17. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 11:49am UTC
    If I told you I loved you,
    would it make you
    want to stay?
    I'm sorry for the way
    I hurt you
    and making you
    walk away.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 6:56am UTC
    Waking up from messages from him
    Is the best way
    To start my morning

  19. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 4:14pm UTC
    i wanna intimidate you

  20. Veronica Smith* Veronica Smith*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 9:28am UTC
    I just want to feel his arms around me,
    put mine around him,
    and
    not let go....

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles