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  1. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 2:59am UTC
    WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Ever noticed how your body is trying to keep you safe?
    When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain, your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected. When you want to tear open your skin, your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again. When you take all those pills because you’ve had enough, your stomach contracts to get rid of them
    Because your body wants you to live.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:51pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If I show you a picture on my phone,
    don't scroll left, don't scroll right, only look.

  4. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person is typing...
    person: hi

  5. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    When you accidentally close an important tab,
    and then you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff.

  6. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 3:42am UTC
    That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says no

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 4:45am UTC
    That Awkward
    moment, When your
    friend is arguing with
    his parents
    and his Parents turn
    towards you and ask “Do you ever talk to your
    parents like this?”
    f o r m a t by rajsonkar

  9. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    "This girl is on fire!"
    Stop, drop, and roll, my friend, stop, drop, and roll.

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    When I die, I want to go
    peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep- not screaming like the passengers in his car.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    Want to hear what's creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
    They never said he was an egg.

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 8:11am UTC
    If i was a celebrity
    i would go knocking on doors and be like hello,yes it's me

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    That awesome moment
    when someone has already typed in the exact questions for your homeowrk on YahooAnswers.

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    I think a lot, but I don't say much.

  15. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    Those scenerios you
    make in your head .
    When you start to like someone ♥

  16. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    my mom four hours ago: we're only going to be here for 15 minutes.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    me: Hey
    some witty famous person: hi
    me: okay, act cool
    me: omg i can't believe you're actually talking to me your actually know i exist i love your quotes you're so pretty i hope we can be best friends i love your ok

  18. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    me before 7th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
    me before 8th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
    me before 9th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
    me before 10th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
    me before 11th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
    me before 12th grade: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year
    me at 83 years old: hey maybe i'll finally get my first boyfriend this year

  19. helloimasmileface helloimasmileface
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 3:19pm UTC
    i just realized
    that if you say something like, "I'm ugly" in front of your parents, you are hurting your parents feelings.
    I mean, they created you. How horrible would you feel if your child came up to you and said they're ugly or unhappy with their looks, when you created them?

  20. kirajanee16 kirajanee16
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    *gets period*
    *starts singing*
    If I were a boy...

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