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  1. neoncookies123 neoncookies123
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    I WILL FALL FOR A GUY WHO WILL
    - Stand out in the rain with me
    - cook with,or for me
    - let me sing along to the radio
    - keep surprising me
    - watch movies with me on lazy days
    - remember the little things
    - help me face my fears
    - start play fights with me with water, food, pillows, or anything
    - write me post it love letters
    - always say whats on his mind
    - let me where his clothes
    -shut me up with kisses
    - call me things like darling, not babe.
    - hug me and say "no, your not," when i say im fine
    - treat me, sometimes, like a child
    - treat me, sometimes, as an adult
    - love me back.
    <3

  2. amyvalverde5 amyvalverde5
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Do something awesome, no one sees it.
    Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. aaleinad76 aaleinad76
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    And suddenly, all the love songs were about you. ♥ Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. JBluvr JBluvr
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    dear guys,
    if a girl gets pushed into you
    SHE LIKES YOU.

  5. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    Catch Me if You Can
    Chapter 3
    The next morning, I woke up with my pale blue blankets on the floor.
    I sniffed, as the strong aroma of bacon and pancake mix filled my nose.
    My stomach began to rumble, as I licked my lips, eager for something to eat.
    I quickly took a cold shower, and brushed my teeth.
    I threw on a floral off shoulder top, and a pair of white shorts.
    I ran down the stairs, just to see my father placing a big stack of pancakes on the diner table.
    "Good morning, dad." I polietly said, sliding in a wooden seat.
    My dad chuckled, as he smiled. "Good morning, Colby. Eat up, I remember my chocolate chip pancakes were your favorite."
    I drizzled my pancakes in thick syrup, as I took a big bite, letting the flavor soak in my mouth.
    I hadn't eaten my dad's pancakes in years, not after him and my mother got a divorce.
    "These are great." I complimented.
    My dad smiled, as his eyes twinkled with happiness.
    "I'm glad you're back with me, Colby. I've missed you throughout these years."
    I took in a deep breath, "I missed you, too."
    I finished my breakfast, as I offered to wash the dishes.
    "Colby, are you doing anything today?" my father called out from the living room.
    "Actually, I am. I made a friend last night." I replied, drying off the platter.
    "Really? That was fast. When are you going out?" he asked.
    Suddenly, the doorbell rang, as I flinched from surprise.
    "I guess now." I grinned secretly, jogging up to the door.
    I took in a deep breath before opening the door to see Harry.
    I swung the door wide open, as Harry stood on my front steps, grinning.
    "Hey, Colby. Ready to go?" Harry asked.
    I looked over my shoulder, and waved bye to my dad.
    "I'm going out now, dad. Bye!" I smiled, sprinting out the doorway.
    Harry laughed at me, as I nearly tripped over a step, but balanced myself out.
    I blushed with embarassment, and slapped his shoulder.
    "It's not funny." I grumbled, fixing my top. "We are meeting with your friend's today, right?"
    Harry nodded, as he bit down on his lower lip.
    "Yeah... we're going to see them at the beach."
    There Harry goes again with his sudden hesitation.
    What was up with him?
    We paced to the beach in silence, which I wasn't too fond of.
    Harry's eyes shifted towards a group of people, who were laughing loudly.
    "There they are." he muttered under his breath, grabbing my wrists.
    He pulled me towards the group, as they all smiled and greeted Harry.
    "Well, whose this beautiful girl?" a guy asked, shaking his blonde hair away from his eyes.
    I flustered, still not used to getting hit on, even if I was 16.
    Harry gripped his hands around my wrists tightly.
    "This is Colby. I met her yesterday, and she's off limits." Harry said, trying not to sound too protective.
    "Alright, man. Whatever you say." the guy smirked, raising his hands up in surrender.
    I saw Harry's eyes frantically searching the group, as if he was looking for someone.
    Harry let go of my wrists, as he leaned over in a tall, red headed girl's ear, and whispered.
    The red head turned to face him, and said lowly, but still audible, "She's not here yet."

  6. gleek54 gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    If someone texts "K", just
    reply with "Every kiss
    begins with K."

  7. gleek54 gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    format:wittygirl2010
    A rejected high five
    is one of the biggest insults there is.

  8. LexiSmith LexiSmith
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 11:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when someone says "You two should go out!" and you're just like "Bitttch, please! I'm trying!"

  9. lydiaxoxx lydiaxoxx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 12:43am UTC
    Hehe. I like using
    Big words
    To sound smart.
    I MEAN
    I like utilizing gargantuan idoms to fabricate intelagence.
    nmq

  10. xdanibaybeex13 xdanibaybeex13
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    What hurts more,
    Then walking away from the person you love is knowing they didnt chase after you.

  11. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    i want to meet the
    teenage versions of my parents.
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    hi spider...
    nice spider. Let me pet you....with my shoe.....

  14. LuvStruckTeen LuvStruckTeen
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    I don't care how old you are.
    i f you have been da t in g a boy f or only 2 hours
    a n d w r i t e a s t a t u s s a y i n g " i l o v e y o u b a b y 11- 26 -11",
    i w i l l s m a c k y o u. G o t i t?

  15. xoxpaigexox3 xoxpaigexox3
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:03pm UTC
    I Would Do
    anything for you to answer my text. anything to feel like I'm important to you.
    anything t o have a chance

  16. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    "Oh my.... you've grown!"
    Well yes.... that tends to happen.
    Credit: FaveFormats

  17. xoxobieberloverxoxo15 xoxobieberloverxoxo15
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 10:49am UTC
    When someone says
    "I like your shirt"
    i look down to see what im wearing.
    nmf.

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    User name or password.
    is incorrect.
    "TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!"

  19. ilovewhoYOUU ilovewhoYOUU
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    Admit it
    we've all knocked down something in the store and awkwardly walk away♥

  20. Gymdancer288 Gymdancer288
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    "but mom...
    what if i get kidnapped?"
    "trust me, they'd bring you back."

:)

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