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laurenxoxo96
posted a quote
November 22, 2011 9:46pm UTC

hugging a guy that smells good♥
you know you love it.

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carnivore7
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November 22, 2011 9:40pm UTC

me: It smells good in here.
Friend: yaa wats it smell like?
upsexy.
Whats up sexy?
Not much thanks ;)

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Jade672
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November 18, 2011 4:12pm UTC

That like a boss moment
when you get the answer right and the smart kid doesn't..

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bindi
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November 18, 2011 6:59am UTC

discussing getting a tattoo
sister: You know I'm eighteen, so "technically" I don't have to
have your permission.
dad: Well "technically" I could set you on fire. .

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BlackButterflies
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November 18, 2011 1:54am UTC

we found Dove in a soapless place

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dancingqueen
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November 15, 2011 9:00pm UTC

My hair and I have a love/hate relationship.
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ImNoBeautyQueen1
posted a quote
October 29, 2011 11:36pm UTC

I love it when guys
use smileys when they text :)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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samiibrii428
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 11:15pm UTC

"FBI open the door!!"
Nah man,it's way cooler when you break in.

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HaileeMarie143
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October 27, 2011 9:21pm UTC

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that litte adrenaline rush you get
♥ ♥ ♥ when you open the fridge, and someones been grocery shopping ♥ ♥ ♥
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BOWENxoxo
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 9:04pm UTC

that awkward moment
when the fat girl says,
"im so fat!"........

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s3lfiz4lyf
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October 26, 2011 9:11pm UTC

I'm the type of person that will laugh at a joke three times.
The first time when the joke is told.
The second time when it's explained to me....
and 5 minutes later when I actually get it.

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dancergirl224
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 9:14pm UTC

So today I drank some chocolate milk and it said,
"Made With Real Chocolate"
I was like, wait...
what was I drinking before...?

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Dancergirl2
posted a quote
October 26, 2011 9:19pm UTC

Why did the chicken cross the
road?
To get to the other side .
No, to get to your house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken !

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MissAnna
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October 26, 2011 9:20pm UTC

valentine's day:
because being signle & alone isn't enough on a daily basis.

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XxprettixX
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October 26, 2011 1:08pm UTC

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In 2nd grade, they called me a "smarty pants"
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in 9th grade they called me a "nerd" "kiss up" and
"teachers pet"
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but now, they call me
BOSS.
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