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gleek54

1. gleek54
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 9:56pm UTC
   If someone texts "K", just
   reply with "Every kiss
   begins with K."
   
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2. gleek54
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2011 6:20pm UTC
   you said i love you and i said it too.
   the only difference is that i didn't lie to you.
   
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3. gleek54
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2011 6:18pm UTC
   format:wittygirl2010
   A rejected high five
   is one of the biggest insults there is.
   
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4. gleek54
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2011 3:22pm UTC
   I Just Got
   DUMPED...
   Fave If You Will
   Help Me Get Through It♥
   
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5. gleek54
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2011 4:24pm UTC
   Format by XxprettixX
   Aerophobia:
   the fear of Swallowing Air
   (:
   Format by XxprettixX Removal of Credit is punishable by DEATH.
   
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6. gleek54
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2011 4:22pm UTC
   Format by XxprettixX
   Cathisophobia:
   the fear of Sitting
   (:
   Format by XxprettixX Removal of Credit is punishable by DEATH.
   
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7. gleek54
   posted a quote
   November 18, 2011 6:22pm UTC
   "Send me a dirty picture! (;"
   *sends picture*
   "What the heck is this?!"
   "It's a picture of mud. -__-"
   
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8. gleek54
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2011 9:34pm UTC
   hey , did you hear that Rebecca Black is pregnant ?
   guess that's what happens when you get down on Friday..
   she must have chosen the back seat.
   
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9. gleek54
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 7:38pm UTC
   i got a dig bick
   fave if you read it wrong ;)
   
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10. gleek54
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    November 9, 2011 10:34pm UTC
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11. gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    ThatsSoMeee
    My bed is a time machine
    I laid down for 5 minutes.
    And next thing I knew
    It was 5 hours later.
    
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12. gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    When someone who you dont even know likes your truth is status on fb and ur just like uhhhm wth am i going to write on this guy's wall.
    
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13. gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    DEAR KINDERGARTNERS,
    If you don't like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely,
    HIGH SCHOOLERS
    
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14. gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Lesson to be learned
    lost your pencil=no pencil
    no pencil=no notes
    no notes= no study
    no study=fail
    fail=no diploma
    No diploma=no work
    no work=no money
    no money=no food
    no food=skinny
    skinny=ugly
    ugly=no love
    no love=no marriage
    no marriage=no children
    no children=alone
    alone=depression
    depression=sickness
    sickness=death
    Lesson:DON'T LOSE YOUR PENCIL,YOU WILL DIE.
    
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15. gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    you don't realize how much you care
    about someone until they are GONE.
    
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16. gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    That one person who screams
    "It's snowing!"
    in the middle of class. ♥
    
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17. gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    I must be wishing
    On someone else's star,
    Because
    it seems like someone else always gets
    what I wished for
    
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18. gleek54
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    beauty
    comes from within, NOT with makeup.
    
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19. gleek54
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    October 7, 2011 2:57pm UTC
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20. gleek54
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    a duck walked into a bar,
    the bartender asked the duck what he would want to drink,
    but he didnt say anything.......
    because hes a duck.
    
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