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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    “Try to imagine a life
    without timekeeping.
    You probably can’t.
    You know the month, the year, the day of the week.
    There is a clock on your wall
    or the dashboard of your car.
    You have a schedule, a calendar,
    a time for dinner or a movie.
    Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored.
    Birds are not late.
    A dog does not check its watch.
    Deer do not fret over passing birthdays.
    Man alone measures time.
    Man alone chimes the hour.
    And, because of this,
    man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that
    no other creature endures.
    A fear of time running out.”
    by Mitch Albom

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    The most scariest thing about this whol thing is that this will be in the history books one day. Kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in iraq, 9/11, sandy, hook shooting, boston marathon bombing.
    We are living in history now.

  4. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC
    You die twice.
    Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

  5. xstaybeautiful xstaybeautiful
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC
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  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
    Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

  7. andreapicii andreapicii
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    I WAS HUNGRY SO I BOUGHT SOME ANIMAL CRACKERS AT TARGET.
    Cashier guy: Ok that will be 1.39
    Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
    Cashier guy: *Gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
    Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
    Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
    Cashier guy (As I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL!
    Tumblr

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
    Boy: I know.
    Girl: I love you!
    Boy: I love you more!
    *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
    Girl: Where is he?
    Dad: Don't you know who gave you your heart?
    Girl: (Starts crying)
    Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

  9. livelaughlovee16 livelaughlovee16
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    today i was an amusmant park with my school,
    and i saw a hot guy.
    so i pulled out a sharpie,
    walked over to him,
    and said,
    "can i test my sharpie on you?"
    he shrugged so i took his arm,
    wrote my number on it, and walked away.
    i got a text a few minutes later saying,
    "i think it works."

  10. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:25am UTC
    I want you to be mine.
    i know it sounds strange but at the time we met,
    I Fell in love with you at first sight, now i wish you'll love me like that.

  11. ReasonsToBeHappy ReasonsToBeHappy
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    Reasons To Be Happy #5
    That fact that, out of anyone He could have chosen, God gave you this life and all these blessings.

  12. Aspyn18 Aspyn18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    When you are going through something hard and wonder where God is, remember the teacher is always quiet during a test. <3


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. FindingMyStrength FindingMyStrength
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 12:03am UTC
    God works in mysterious ways.. 💙

  15. FindingMyStrength FindingMyStrength
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 1:11am UTC
    So tonight, i was having a really rough night, and i was on the verge of a breakdown, when i got a text from my friend. She doesn't live in the same town as me but we text eachother a lot. She has also dealt with self harm for a few years now. We hadn't talked in a few weeks but i feel like her text came at the perfect moment.. she told me that she had just spent the last 2 weeks in a hospital treatment center for depressed teens. She told me her friends were the ones who decided it was time for her to go. She said it was a life changing experience and she really believes that things are going to start lookng up for her. The therapists she met with gave her a lot of great coping skills, and ways to make herself feel better and stay safe. i told her i was incredibly proud of her, and that i truly believe she deserves happiness. Hearing about her experience gave me so much hope and inspired me to stay strong for another night. God works in mysterious ways! 💙

  16. sarahhh3 sarahhh3
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    "Jesus said to him, I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

  17. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    KNOW ING THE BIBLE IS ONE THING.
    KNOWING THE AUTHOR IS ANOTHER.

  18. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    God made old country roads for
    driving and dreaming.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  19. WordOfGodActs1224 WordOfGodActs1224
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    1 John 2:15 (ESV) Do not love the world or the things in the world. If anyone loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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