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  1. BETHANY* BETHANY*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Selling my family for concert tickets any offers?

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    "dont be shy"
    thanks u cured me.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

  4. Emily Moro* Emily Moro*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    I hate getting too close to people,
    because when I thought they would
    always be there for me, they eventually
    leave.

  5. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    ''Emo'' music
    Pierce The Veil: I kissed her scars on her skin, I still think you're beautiful.
    Sleeping With Sirens: They say that love is forever, your forever it's all that I need.
    Of Mice & Men: This is not what it is only baby scars, I need your love like a boy needs his mother's side.
    Bring Me The Horizon: They say I'm better off dead, 'cause heaven's full and hell won't have me.
    ''Good'' music
    Lil Wayne: I almost drowned in her p*ssy so I swam to her butt.
    Justin Bieber: And I was baby, baby, baby oh. Like baby, baby, baby no. Like baby, baby, baby oh.
    2 Chainz: All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe, she got a big booty so I call her big booty.
    Nicki Minaj: You a st*pid hoe you a you a st*pid hoe you a st*pid hoe you a you a st*pid hoe
    :facepalm:
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

  6. awesomejapneet* awesomejapneet*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    Steve Chen was one of the first employees of Facebook. He left a few months later to start his own company. Facebook told him he was making a big mistake and that Facebook was going to be be huge. Steve Chen quit. He started YouTube!

  7. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    middle fingers up
    if you don't give a fuuuck.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. sparkels1998 sparkels1998
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    Nobody
    Sees
    That
    I'm
    Dead
    Inside.

  10. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Gym Teacher: How many of you guys are fit?
    Me: *raises hand*
    Kid: Define fit
    Gym Teacher: Uhm, you can walk up a flight of stairs without breathing heavily and pausing repeatedly
    Me: *slowly drops hand*

  11. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    The New Me

    Making Corrections To
    Folder "Life"...
    ███████████

  12. sparkels1998 sparkels1998
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Everyone's happier with me out of the picture.

  13. chelsearay6545 chelsearay6545
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    I'll be fine, I swear. I'm just gone beyond repair.

  14. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me.

  15. Antigoddess* Antigoddess*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    Find someone that isn't afraid to admit that they
    miss you. Someone that knows that you're not
    perfect, but treats you like you are. Someone
    who's biggest fear is losing you. One who
    gives their heart completley. Someone
    who says I love you and means it.
    Last but not least, find some
    one who wouldn't mind
    waking up with you in
    the morning, seeing
    your wrinkles but
    still falls for you
    all over again.
    ~ ❤ ~

  16. sk1nny--feels* sk1nny--feels*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    she wants to be loved
    but
    nobody wants to love her

  17. TiredandTan TiredandTan
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    My life's already a wreck
    I don't need this too
    Just as I thought I was okay
    Everything became too much
    I just want to sleep
    Avoid everything and sleep
    Forget and sleep
    But that's not how the world works

  18. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    Im in that End of the World mood. It feels good.

  19. _love_stinks_ _love_stinks_
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    (c) 2012 erin at Mortem. Feel free to use this format, however you must leave all credit on and leave all credit as is. You can not REDISTRIBUTE IT either. You in no way can change the form of credit unless you are making it MORE VISIBLE.
    She tells me she wants to be a raindrop. She Doesn't mind falling, as long as she's not alone.
    FORMAT © MORTEM

  20. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 12:20am UTC
    You will never notice me cry you will never see me break I will never have to explain why I hurt so much because you never notice we have been friends for so long but not once have you ever had to comfort me...because no one notices the pain under the fake smile

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