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  1. emma34668 emma34668
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 11:45pm UTC
    Blue jeans, white shirt walked in the room and boy you made my eyes burn. It was like, James Dean, for sure. You're so fresh to death and sick as cancer. You were sorta punk rock, I grew up on hip hop, but you fit me better than my favorite sweater.

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 7:08am UTC
    what if instead of countries declaring
    war on each other there was just a big rap battle

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 7:46pm UTC
    how would you feel if the most
    famous lyric of your band was about closing a godd4mn door

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 8:10pm UTC
    you know when you're in the car and
    your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection? i have the same instinct with my take out food

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 8:23pm UTC
    biggest plot twist in one direction: liam breaking up with danielle, shaving his hair and getting a tattoo.
    guys i posted this two years ago and i'm crying

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2014 8:27pm UTC
    a default ringtone is heard.
    100 moms look at their purses

  7. oh_snap_its_taylor oh_snap_its_taylor
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    Today I read some quotes that say "Not all girls are pretty. Not all boys are handsome." And on one of them i saw a comment that said "Yeah that homeless guy living down the street is smoking hot."
    So here's what i think...
    When some says "everyone is beatiful", you really shouldn't be thinking "Oh well is that homeless guy beautiful? Or is that girl who never takes care of herself beautiful to you!?" THAT IS NOT THE POINT! Of course some one who doesnt take care of themselves isn't attractive!
    But when some says "Everyone is beatiful." You should be thinking... "That's true... No one should think they are any less beautiful if they wear glasses or are overweight or if they have acne or freckless or they dont have abs." People who try their best to take care of themselves and have flaws they can't control ARE beatiful!
    I hope you're getting the point... that there is a difference between looking like a mess on purpose and feeling ugly because of flaws you can't control.
    SO HERE'S TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE! HERE'S TO YOU! YOU ARE GORGOUS! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! AND SMILE BECAUSE SOME ONE IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 1:17pm UTC
    Today marks an important day for me
    Not because it's Valentines Day
    Well today was the day I was supposed to be born 18 years ago
    I was supposed to be born today
    But I'm lucky that I was born a couple weeks early
    The cord was wrapped around my neck tightly
    If I would have been born any later I wouldn't be here
    Lately I've been kind of sad and having dark thoughts
    But I'm lucky to be alive
    So every Valentines Day
    I always think of the things I am grateful for
    I am grateful for my friends, family, music, and just being here
    I am grateful for writing and experiencing my thoughts
    I am grateful for all the lessons I've learned
    I am grateful for the mistakes I've made because they have turned me into the person I am today

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so dam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. F-ck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself.

  11. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 5:29pm UTC
    Okay so let me get this straight, Twilight is a book about an emotionless, boring, weak girl who falls in love with a sparkly vampire who can't decide if he wants her or not. And later, the vampire blackmails her by forcing her to marry him in exchange for sexual intercourse, which leads to her becoming a teen mom. She then dies and her sparkly husband bites her, forcing her into extreme pain for three days. Meanwhile, her childhood best friend that is a werewolf becomes a pedophile and falls in love with her daughter because he couldn't get the mother...?

  12. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 5:36pm UTC
    Lol @ school for not teaching us stuff everyone was going to need to know how to do like manage money, how to not freak out at an interview, how to deal with the death of a loved one, what love really is, ect. ect.
    Did you expect us to walk into a job interview and be like 'A2 + B2 = C2. Do I get the job now?'

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2014 4:19pm UTC
    No but I actually talk to myself a lot and it’s an actual big problem, like I’ll be thinking something or imagining a conversation in my head and I’ll start muttering or mouthing the words and sometimes I even start making faces and I don’t even realize I’m doing it and it’s actually a really big issue.

  14. savannah* savannah*
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 11:25pm UTC
    “Dear Future Daughter:
    1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.
    2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.
    3) No one is going to f/cking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullsh/t.
    4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.
    5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the f/ck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To h/ll with anyone who tells you differently.”
    Abbie Nielsen

  15. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2014 2:14pm UTC
    Do you ever read old conversations you had with someone and realize how much more they used to be interested in you and it makes you feel like complete sh/t because everything is different now and you can tell you’ve just lost that shine that got their attention in the first place

  16. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 1:10am UTC
    I wonder what song will get released this year that goes viral and comes so annoying you want to stab a couch whenever you hear it

  17. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:00am UTC
    Alternative phrases to "calm your ti.ts":
    -soothe your boobs
    -de-stress your breasts
    -undo the calamity that is your mammaries
    -adjust your bust before it combusts
    Thank you for your time

  18. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 12:14pm UTC
    I wanted hoodie weather..
    not big coat under
    another big coat, scarf,
    gloves, hand warmers,
    ear muffs, ski mask
    and a hoodie weather.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 11:31pm UTC
    the fact that "#freebeiber" is trending
    on twitter after he go arrested for
    DUI is an insult to anyone who has
    ever lose someone to a drunk driver.

  20. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 5:55pm UTC
    i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that
    he'd spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn't buy food
    and i said "aw do you need some snacklemore" and he punched me in
    my face

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