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moonbeam282

1. moonbeam282
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2013 11:13pm UTC
   Nobody wants to hear about your diet, just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.
   - girl code
   
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2. moonbeam282
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2012 8:39pm UTC
   Dream a little dream about me
   Thats all I ask of you
   
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3. moonbeam282
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   November 13, 2012 9:48pm UTC
   At lunch today
   Me: well last night I had this dream that I woke up and next to me was a big talking pickle
   Friend: Pickles don't talk dumdass
   Me:anyway the pickle keeps saying Eat me Eat me
   and I'm like no so
   Friend: Umm...ok
   Me: then i look and im sitting on a talking marshmellow and its like Eat me Eat me
   then the pickle cuts its butt off and tell me to eat it
   Friend: Really?Talking marshmellow?
   Me: so I eat it then i eat the marshmellow which was really good then the pickle exploded into magic fairy dust. I woke up and it was just a dream.
   Other friend: I like pickles I just grab them from the jar and eat them!! Go pickles!
   True story
   
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4. moonbeam282
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   November 13, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   When I'm sleeping, I start thinking about the meaning of life and my story. Then I fall asleep thinking of you.
   
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5. moonbeam282
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 11:12pm UTC
   Saying ho ho ho to all the slutty girls in my school during the holidays so they just think I'm in the "Spirit"
   
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6. moonbeam282
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 11:09pm UTC
   walking home from school-
   Me: I like penguins, penguins are good.
   Friend: Oh my gosh you are such a loser! Why don't you just take your computer and marry it?
   Me: Good idea the wedding invitations come out Sunday!
   
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7. moonbeam282
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2012 10:54pm UTC
   Everyday I dream, thinking it will come true.
   
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8. moonbeam282
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 6:06pm UTC
   Alone song:
   That moment when your alone and realize everything is better
   when your left alone from harm,trouble,and every damn
   thing.
   Alone is better is what i said.
   Walking upon the baseball fields alone from everything
   oblivious from the people surrounding.
   A little girl all alone walking the grounds looking,taking it in
   and being troubledl and in the run.
   Watching life pass by as is being a child innocent to the bad
   of the world. Thinking about her life;
   [♥]
   running back and forth in ol' southern
   florida
   nmf.
   
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9. moonbeam282
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 5:56pm UTC
   I won't go home without you .
   ♥
   ~Maroon 5.
   
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10. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Nothing is really lost until your mom can't find it.
    ♥
    nmf
    
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11. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    Patient:The
    problem is obesity
    runs in our family.
    Doctor:No,
    the problem is that no
    one runs in your family.
    nmf/nmq
    
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12. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Looking at him in school, while day- dreaming what would happen if the dream actually came true?
    
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13. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 11:56am UTC
    That moment when you walk away from an arguement and start thinking about the more clever things you could of said./////////////////////
    
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14. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 11:41am UTC
    This is what happens when the boy
    you like rejects you go home and cry yourself to sleep.
    Well guesss what, whoever did that should not even deserve you
    Love it hurts
    ♥
    
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15. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 11:33am UTC
    ♥♥♥
    you didn't break
    my heart you
    just broke a
    piece of it
    ♥♥♥
    nmf
    
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16. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Bluer than velvet were her eyes
    - Lara Del Rey
    
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17. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2012 8:10pm UTC
    Hush Hush Darling don't tell me that it hurts
    
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18. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Before you embark on
    a journey of revenge,
    dig two graves.
    -CONFUCIUS
    nmf
    
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19. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    The
    story starts
    when it
    was Hot and it was summer
    And, I had it all;I had him right where I wanted him
    She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
    She took him faster than you could say sabatage
    I never saw it coming, never had I suspected it
    I underestimated just who I was dealing with
    SHE HAD TO KNOW THE PAIN WAS BEATING ON ME LIKE A DRUM
    SHE UNDERESTIMATED JUST WHO SHE WAS STEALING FROM
    Nmf (Formatcredit to aviva41133)
    
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20. moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Life's most
    beautiful things are
    Seen with your eyes
    But fill your Heart.
    nmf
    
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