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  1. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Me- Playing on my ipod just minding my own business
    Mom- Your ugly, I'm taking your ipod away
    Me-
    aviva41133 idea

  2. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    love is like a butterfly
    » ALWAYS ♥ FLYING
    )
    AWAY
    Nmf

  3. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 10:26am UTC
    ONCE APON A HEEL
    Chapter 2:
    Narrator- Rachel is walking home from Aldo's. She is about to get a surprise.
    Rachel- Yay I finally got the perfect heels. Halyway home a police car drives next to me, stops, and says
    put your hands up. I decide to be funny and I yell What put your pants up? No hands missy, I don't want
    no jokes said the police officer. His nametag read Earl. Earl said Missy I understand you were in Aldo's
    a few minutes ago checking out my shoe bag. Yes I was. Earl said Did you happen by any chance tackle
    Miss Joan Rivers. I thought to myself Oh boy what'd I get myself into? Also I saw that Earl had a huge
    mole on his check with hairs on it. EWWWWWWWW I was grossed out by that thing it was like an animal.
    Anyway I answered Yes, Earl. Earl handcuffed me " Your gonna be sorry when we're through with you
    . All of a sudden I was in a police car arrested for tackling Joan Rivers.

  4. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:51am UTC
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  5. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:03am UTC
    You shouldn't let Love destroy you instead let it make you become a different person.
    Just because no ever liked you before doesn't mean nobody will.
    Even if people call you fat, ugly stand up for yourself who are they to say that inside we are all beautiful.
    One day we will have a person we have rely on for everything and love more than yourself.
    Love is strong, powerful and sometimes is breathtakeing other times it is the worst thing.
    If you like someone tell them because what if they like you and are shy too you will never find out and live your whole life thinking what if?
    So take a chance cause thats what I going to do next monday when school starts I will go up to the boy I like and tell him once and for all
    I have waited 3 months and now I'm ready!
    So take my advice and try asking the guy you like out maybe it won't work out but it never hurts to try.

  6. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 8:41am UTC
    That awesome moment when you realize your crushes crush is you

  7. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
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    August 12, 2012 9:01am UTC
    When she was just a girl, she expected the world

  8. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
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    August 7, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Isn't it cute when a guy looks at you then you look and he looks away.

  9. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:01pm UTC
    Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  10. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:20am UTC
    Whenever I play hide and seek and I go hide in a closet I suddenly have an urge to pee everytime

  11. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Texting a para-graph and they reply "k"

  12. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    I smile because I don't understand what's going on

  13. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    C'mon you know! I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/ me wumbo. Wumbo, Wumboing, we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob
    -Patrick Star

  14. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    As long as you love me. We could starving, we could be homeless, we could be broke. As long as you love me. I'll be your platinum, I'll be your silver, I'll be your gold. As long as you love, love me, love me As long as you love, love me, love me
    -Justin Bieber
    As long as you love me

  15. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
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    July 28, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    omg the women's volleyball between usa and south korea was awesome 2-1 sets yay we won!:)

  16. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
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    July 28, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Go Michael Phelps!

  17. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
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    July 26, 2012 8:23am UTC
    whever I'm home alone I close all the windows and think of the movie home alone then i turn on the tv for background noise,put my phone next to me,and ipod too.

  18. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
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    July 23, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    Just because you know him doesn't mean you know everything about him.

  19. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
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    July 21, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Pretty Little Liar Quotes;
    Hanna- You know what they say: if the feather fits
    Aria- Hanna it's if the shoe, if the shoe fits

  20. moonbeam282 moonbeam282
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    July 21, 2012 6:48pm UTC
    It's all UP2U. You Decide.

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