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happiest*
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December 5, 2013 2:05pm UTC

He may still love you.
He probably does.
He probably doesn’t know what he wants.
He probably still thinks about you all the time.
But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing.
And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything.
You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.

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celestialerror*
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December 4, 2013 8:01pm UTC

December 4, 2013—
the day I got into my dream college.

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ApplePie123
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December 3, 2013 10:49pm UTC

Sometimes I think guys don't realize that they have invented a beautiful thing called deodorant.

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capsized*
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December 4, 2013 11:03pm UTC

WRAPPED IN HIS ARMS BE THE
fireplace would be the perfect gift

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ducky_the_impossible
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December 4, 2013 11:31am UTC

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People crying all around,
White roses on the ground,
Pictures everywhere with your face,
Your spirit will never leave this place,
For all you out there know that you are loved,
There's no need to go to that place up above,
And I will do all I can,
To get you up and standing again!
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Rajsonkar
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November 14, 2013 9:27am UTC

Great Calculation:
Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
.
They have girl friends

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lostindaydream
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November 13, 2013 10:43pm UTC

My parents will never have to worry about me texting and driving,
because no one texts me anyways

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spence*
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November 14, 2013 1:42pm UTC

I can remember song lyrics from 2006 but not whatever maths formula we were learning yesterday

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ChocoTaco
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November 14, 2013 7:07pm UTC

My faith in this generation
Lasted about as long as Carly Rae Jepson's singing career.

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glitter162*
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September 21, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Me: *misses TV episode*
Episode: *never played again*
Me: *watches TV episode*
Episode: *played 1000 times*

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happiest*
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September 27, 2013 2:14pm UTC

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

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aviva41133
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March 15, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Hot guy: How do you want me to make your egg?
Me: ...FERTILIZED

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capsized*
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July 27, 2013 12:35pm UTC

Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not

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happiest*
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July 27, 2013 3:11pm UTC

me at restaurants: is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: is there wi-fi
me at the beach: is there wi-fi
me at family parties: is there wi-fi
me at school: is there wi-fi
me in hell: is there wi-fi

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Hale_Storm18
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July 27, 2013 12:40am UTC

EVERY BOYFRIEND IS THE ONE
UNTIL OTHERWISE PROVEN
THE GOOD ARE NEVER EASY,
THE EASY NEVER GOOD.

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wonderful_me
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July 26, 2013 11:58pm UTC

POLICE: Where do you live?
ME: with my parents
POLICE: Where do your parents live?
ME: with me
POLICE: Where do you all live?
ME: together
POLICE: Where is your house?
ME: next to my neighbour's house.
POLICE: Where is your neighbours house?
ME: if i tell you, you won't believe me.
POLICE: Tell me.
ME: next to my house.

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伤*
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July 27, 2013 11:35am UTC

Me: i'm ugly
Society: don't be an attention seeker
Me: i'm beautiful
Society: you conceited b-tch

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glitter162*
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July 26, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Kanye West naming his baby
North could only be topped if Drake Bell names his child Taco, or Larry King names his kid Burger, or if Holly hunter named her kid Deer.

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