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MyMindBook
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January 17, 2013 8:07pm UTC

So I friended this girl on facebook with the same name as
me.
And now I'm liking all of her pictures and statuses officially making her
look like the most narcissistic person on Facebook.

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goofball527
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January 17, 2013 5:01pm UTC

normal snack: grapes
my snack: grapes, apples, pretzels, chips, muffin, popcorn, cake, cupcake
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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bye*
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January 17, 2013 6:41pm UTC

how long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their wifi password

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Ayesha01
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January 17, 2013 5:02pm UTC

I don't care how old I am.
If I lose my Mom in the supermarket I will panic.

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Loopy23
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January 17, 2013 2:24pm UTC

You know your joke suckš when you have to explain it..

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LittleLlama
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January 17, 2013 6:38pm UTC

ThoseAwkwardMoments #002
When you come in late to class and everyone looks at you like
you've just murdered 10 people

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MyMindBook
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Real men
rescue cats.

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Cammie
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January 17, 2013 9:19pm UTC

I can watch Mean Girls over and over and over again.. and I will not get bored with it, you know?

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 2:36pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you.

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CaylieMarie13
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC

People: You're really quiet
Me: Nobody plans a murder out
loud

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Why didn't you do your homework?
WELL, it all started as a beautiful Friday I
came to school got your homework and went home
to start my homework when I got the tragic news
my uncles daughters bestfriends cousins sisters
boyfriends brothers teachers husbands sisters, who
happens to be my 7th cousin, cat died. I was so
heartbroken i couldn't concentrate.

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:59pm UTC

*me trying to sleep at night*
Me: *banket on top, to HOT*
Me: *banket off, to COLD*
Me: *one leg out, PERFECT*

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lillybeth7
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January 17, 2013 12:09pm UTC

Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it’s really “Who do you like” or “Awkward sexual task”.

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LauraStyles
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January 17, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Most girls; Oh my god, I am having boy troubles... I kissed Jake! And CONNOR SAW!
Me; Sometimes... When its cold, I go out side and breath heavily and pretend I'm a dragon.....

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loserbitch*
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 5:41pm UTC

How to burn 800 calories in just 30 minutes:
Forget the pizza in the oven.

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kristabff
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January 17, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Girl: I have a boyfriend!
Me: Me too!
Girl: Really? What's he like?
Me: Well he's thin, taller than last year, super smart, super fast, black, and my body heat turns him on.
Girl: Haha, what's his name?
Me: Ipod 5.
Quote by kristabff

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