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LittleLlama
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January 23, 2013 8:31pm UTC

me: hello there spider, you are small and i am big. you are just a teeny tiny little bug. i could step on you, you cannot step on me.
me: SH/T IT MOVED! EVERYONE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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LittleLlama
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January 18, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Let me tell you something about Voldemort. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I got my first wand that was like, totally gorgeous but then it broke and I got a new one, and Voldemort was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow him off to learn new spells, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-aurors birthday party, I was like, "Voldemort, I can't invite you, because I think you're an evil wizard." I mean I couldn't have an evil wizard at my party. There were gonna be wizards there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was an EVIL WIZARD. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so re.tarded. And then He dropped out of Hogwarts because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.

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LittleLlama
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January 18, 2013 4:41pm UTC

ThoseAwkwardMoments #005
When you think someone's waving to you
but they're really waving to the person behind you...

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LittleLlama
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January 18, 2013 4:37pm UTC

ThoseAwkwardMoments #004
When you're teacher is helping someone next to you
and their butt is in your face

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LittleLlama
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January 17, 2013 6:58pm UTC

ThoseAwkwardMoments #003
When you accidentally make eye contact with someone
like, 500 times.

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LittleLlama
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January 17, 2013 6:56pm UTC

*staring at crush*
friend: oh, you totally like him
me: uh, n-no I don't
friend: then why are you looking at him?
me: I am not looking at him, I'm having a staring contest with the back of his head

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LittleLlama
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January 17, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Single ☕
Taken ☕
Mentally married to Channing Tatum ☑

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LittleLlama
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January 17, 2013 6:38pm UTC

ThoseAwkwardMoments #002
When you come in late to class and everyone looks at you like
you've just murdered 10 people

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LittleLlama
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January 17, 2013 5:54pm UTC

ThoseAwkwardMoments #001
When someone finds out about that embarressing email you made
when you were 8

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