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mgarcia503

1. mgarcia503
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2013 3:46pm UTC
   Crying over a guy?
   Pick your head up princess...
   Your Tiara is falling.
   
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2. mgarcia503
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 4:05pm UTC
   -----------------♥-----------------
   Some Kid : Omg i love her so much!
   Me: Bro you're 18... she's 13?
   Him: Age is just a number <3
   Me: Lol yeah and jail is just a room
   -----------------♥-----------------
   n m f
   
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3. mgarcia503
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2012 3:36pm UTC
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   The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
   The only show where there's a smart blonde and a dumb asian
   .
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4. mgarcia503
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 8:06pm UTC
   Dear bed
   I'm sorry I left you this morning, take me back?
   
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5. mgarcia503
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   I HATE IT WHEN...
   SOME ONE CALLS YOU AND ASKS
   " WHO IS THIS "
   MOTHERF*CKER YOU CALLED ME WHO IS THIS
   Ted
   nmf/nmq
   twopairsofshades made this format, not me.
   
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6. mgarcia503
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2012 1:33pm UTC
   * Sad song comes on the radio
   Looks out window as if it were a music video
   nmf,
   
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7. mgarcia503
   posted a quote
   June 21, 2012 10:27am UTC
   ||||It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever sh*t you could have said||||
   it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.
   
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8. mgarcia503
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2012 10:13am UTC
   If you're going to get in trouble for hitting someone
   might as well hit them hard.
   
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9. mgarcia503
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2012 2:29pm UTC
   HELLO
   my name is
   whats it to ya
   
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10. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Am I the only one that calculates how
    much sleep i can get before going to bed?
    
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11. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:57am UTC
    Teacher : Your homework is to read pages 112-150
    Me: Nice, No homework
    
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12. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:53am UTC
    During a test , you cover
    your answers with your
    hand, so that teacher
    cannot see how stupid
    you are.
    alliebabiiee's format
    
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13. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    I'm a girl
    and yes, I hang out
    with guys because
    it's less drama.
    alliebabiiee's format
    
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14. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, its probably sh*t
    
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16. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    using big words to sound smart...
    i mean
    utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence
    
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17. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 9:45am UTC
    SUMMER......
    JT
    
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18. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    Never kick me when I'm down, because when I get back up...
    your f*cked
    
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19. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Suite Life with Zack and Cody Moment.
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    London: "You mean the PRNDL"
    
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20. mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 6:12pm UTC
    My parents should be proud for me
    I'm addicted to
    Witty
    not drugs :)
    or is witty a drug?
    
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