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  1. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    i HATE IT WHEN ...
    i wear a dress to school and everyone asked me why did i dress up?
    nmf

  2. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    Remember the time ...
    when you were you little and music had no autotune..
    yeah I miss those days

  3. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 4:33pm UTC
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  4. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Life
    is to be
    Enjoyed
    not just endured.

  5. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:42pm UTC
    ► the moments
    ▌▌the memories
    ■ the pain
    ◄◄ the happiness

  6. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Marriage is about
    L O V E
    Not About Gender

  7. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Your beautiful
    to me.

  8. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    your voice...
    is my new favorite sound.
    your name...
    is now my favorite noun.

  9. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    I don't want to slap you
    I just want to high-five your face.

  10. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.

  11. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    When I was younger I would pour"mini-shots" into my water bottle cap.

  12. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    I hate when i'm drinking,
    and the ice
    just attacks my face.
    mgarcia quote

  13. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Wins the Mega Million
    *BAM Everyone is your friend!

  14. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    The difference between genius and stupid:
    genius has its limits...

  15. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Odds of winning the mega millions
    1 and 176 million
    Odds of getting struck by lighting
    1 and 10,000
    Really Society?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    We have all look back at ourself and thought
    Man, I was a f*cking loser.
    quote by mgarcia503

  17. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 11:27pm UTC
    Dear sneeze,
    if you're gonna happen, Happen! Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.

  18. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    I look at my best friend
    and think : why the f*ck
    do I love this loser?

  19. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Those first men that
    thought superman
    was bird or a plane....
    why the hell where you so excited?

  20. mgarcia503 mgarcia503
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Hey you!
    ....................../´¯/)
    ....................,/¯../
    .................../..../
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    ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
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    Fk You

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