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lovecrazy
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July 11, 2013 12:30pm UTC

HA HA HA guuuuys I just got reported and blocked on Facebook.
It's actually quite funny, so let me tell you. A girl I go to school with posted a picture of her in a bikini doing the duck lips and peace sign saying "getting tan" actually she wasn't tan she's burnt af. Anyway, that bikini is 5x too small... So I commented "The camel called, he wants his toe back." She didn't like that too well uh ohhhh we've got an angry dorito on the loose guys.

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yourcool
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June 26, 2013 5:14pm UTC

you never really know someone
until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourcool
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June 30, 2013 5:44pm UTC

REAL MEN WEAR PINK?
I would beg to differ.
I know of thousands beyond thousands
of "REAL MEN" that don't wear pink.
But instead, they were camouflage
and protect our contry.

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glitter162*

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June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC

Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
Me: Gravity, mom.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 19, 2013 2:31pm UTC

I think it's funny that people who treat you like sh.t get offended when
you finally do the same to them.

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ErinIsTheName*
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June 19, 2013 4:51pm UTC

My own parents
can make me feel like crap and they don't even realize it.

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yourcool
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February 4, 2013 4:18pm UTC

my music taste goes from
ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.

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LaylaIsabella
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January 22, 2013 8:02am UTC

I dont have a bad handwriting...
I just.. have my own font.

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MyMindBook
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January 17, 2013 8:24pm UTC

"Are you a virgin?"
My friends sister's reply:
"I'm 13, I do homework not people."
I Love her.

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yourcool
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January 14, 2013 3:10pm UTC

i wish i could sleep at night but
my stupid ADHD kicks in and well, basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old mcdonald had a farm, HEEEY macarena!

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Wheeling
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January 19, 2013 5:31pm UTC

Remember when we were
all obsessed with
Temple Run?

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l0vee34
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January 19, 2013 12:08pm UTC

when you were little and had to sleep with all your stuffed animals
so none of them would get their feelings hurt.

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polinaagoldberg*
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January 18, 2013 9:42pm UTC

Website: Please verify that you are human
Me: Damnit. You got me, I'm a vacuum cleaner

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovecrazy
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January 15, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I was told this hilarious joke today.
It goes:
you're pretty.
Ahahahaha oh man, I'm still laughing.
Someone call me an ambulance, I can't breathe.

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J3S5E
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January 14, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Admit it,
you've kissed the shower wall before.

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TheWeirdKid
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January 14, 2013 10:31pm UTC

Two atoms are walking down the street. Suddenly, one of them stops and says,
"Damn, I just lost an electron!"
The other atom, shocked, says,
"Are you sure?"
The first atom says,
"I'm positive!"

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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phee
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January 15, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Most laughs that you hear on tv shows today,
were recorded in the 1950's which means,
you're listening to dead people laughing
let that just sink in for a minute...

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