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  1. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Mom, can i ...
    No

  2. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    Monday is far from friday but friday is near monday
    Mind=Blown

  3. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:28pm UTC
    Holds the door for one person...
    ends up holding it for 20

  4. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Gas went up $0.92/gallon
    90's problem . . . .
    nmf

  5. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    Roses are red
    nmf, followme(:
    I have a phone
    nmf, followme(:
    nmf, followFormat by
    Formatme(:
    Nobody texts me
    nmf, followme(:
    Forever alone.
    nmf, followme(:
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    Formatme(:

  6. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    me looking through top quotes:
    Are you serious -_- I only got 5 faves for the same quote

  7. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Love Arranged
    Chapter 2
    I opened my eyes to find myself sitting on a plane.
    There was me and a guy who looked like he was in
    his fifties sitting on it and no one else in sight.
    I quickly jumped up from my seat and said, "Where
    am I? Who are you? What do you want?"
    So much questions flying through my mind but that
    was all that I was able to say.
    He looked at me and said calmly, "Take a seat and
    you'll know very soon."
    I wanted to say something back to him but I was
    helpless. I wanted to know.
    I took a seat back down and said, "Speak."
    "Don't cry or scream or do anything stupid. I am just
    warning you," he said. He pointed towards a door
    and said, "In there are two large men who are my
    body guards."
    As he said that tears came to my eyes but I quickly
    wiped them.
    He continued, "I'm sorry to say that you have been
    kidnapped by me and there's no way I'll be letting
    you leave, not for money nor for anything else."
    This time when the tears came to my eyes I was
    unable to control them, it poured and poured.
    "I'll be forcing you marry my son, as he is Prince
    Leanor. I chose you because other girls would only
    marry him for money. He is 20, two years older than
    you. How do I know your age? Well I've had people
    research you first and know you first. But you must
    know that you can never tell my son you have been
    kidnapped by me or your ex-boyfriend, David will
    die!"
    nmf
    Sorry if this chapter is kinda tacky but ahhh lol I wish this was top quoted idk . . PLEASEEE tell your friends to read my series pretty please? I'm going to constatly take series out everyday by a chapter till chapter 5? or 6? i dont remember which chapter it was. Hope you'll like and hope you continue reading

  8. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    No, you pronounced it
    wrong,
    I t ' s i ' m p e r f e c t n o t i m p e r f e c t
    format by jimmy365

  9. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Music

  10. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:50pm UTC

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  11. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Love Arranged
    Chapter 1
    "C'mon, it's going to be fun. Why are you acting like
    this?"Briana asked.
    Well I don't know, maybe cuz I never wanted to come
    to prom!
    "I just don't feel good," is what I said instead
    because I don't have the guts to say no to the most
    popular girl in school!
    "I hope you feel better babe," Drake says. He reaches
    over and give's me a wet kiss on the cheek. Ew!
    The limo stops and Jake,Briana's boyfriend, opens
    the door to escort her out.Wait? Did you think Drake
    was going to do that for me? Not in my dreams.
    As Drake comes out goes out from the limo, he
    quickly shuts the door behind him, leaving me inside
    the limo. Outside, I can hear Briana scolding Drake
    as he opens the door.
    "Sorry," Drake said.
    For what? For forgetting you had a date? "It's okay," I
    say calmly, trying my best not to scream.
    I shut the door behind and all four of us start walking
    towards the hotel.
    "Hey,Um.. Briana, Imma just stand in front of the hotel
    for fresh air, you guys go and imma be there in a
    while," I tell her,hoping she will say yes.
    "Fine, but you better be there when they announce
    prom queen" she replied.
    As they start walking in, I help myself for a near by
    bench. I'm guessing we were late because theres no
    one in site other than those two men walking towards
    my direction.
    About five feet away is when I make a move and one
    of the guys takes something out of there pockets
    which looks like a needle.
    I start walking slowly towards the hotel enterance.
    'Oh my godddddd,' I say to my self when the guys
    start running towards me.
    One grabs me by the hand. When I was just about to
    scream, the other shuts my mouth with his hand.
    As they are doing this, the guy holding my hand
    sticks a needle into my arm. I scream in pain but no
    one hears because of the guys hand.
    They both release me and I quickly get up confused
    and dizzy. Everything gets blurry and I start walking
    slowly towards the hotel, or atleast I think I am. I fall
    to the floor as the men are watching me. I try to get
    up but everything goes black and . . .
    nmf
    Some of you guys already read this but this is for the new-be's! enjoy! Chapter 2 will be upsoon very soon. Maybe tomorrow or today :D

  12. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Love Arranged
    Prologue
    "You've been kiddnapped"
    Those words will haunt me forever.
    They would be a stain in my past, unremovable.
    The best part is that i'll be forced into marriage
    and if I say no, well the love of my life will vanish.
    And my husband won't even know that i've been
    kiddnapped.
    It'll just be a secret between me, my father-in-law,
    and lastly my sister-in-law.
    Everyone else will just think it was an unexpected
    arranged marriage.
    But i'll tell him, i'll give him hints, i'll show him what
    really happened.
    No matter what it takes.
    ~Love Arranged
    nmf
    Okay so this title was changed to "Love Arranged" but the original story I created was called "Prom Wrong". I know it's not good yet but pease read . . . it'll get better PLEASE! thanks :D

  13. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    While the boys pass the paparazi,
    Harry will sometime's say to them,
    "Just smile and wave boys"
    like the penguins in
    Madagascar
    Nmf

  14. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    One Direction isn't an inspiration?
    Harry: Made me believe that you don't need to be super skinny and gorgeous to get a guy. He taught me age isn't the biggest problem in a relationship.
    Niall: Taught me it's okay to be different. He made me believe that some guys really will wait for the girl of their dreams, not just the other way around.
    Louis: Made me believe it's okay to be immature no matter how old you are. He taught me people can change and to dress how I like no matter what people say to me.
    Liam: Convinced me that if you want something bad enough and you keep trying you can reach your goals, even if you fail the first time. He also inspired me to change it up every so often.
    Zayn: Taught me that being shy can be a good thing sometimes. Also, he taught me that its okay to be happy with your appearance, and to love yourself.
    Now do you believe me? if not, ome last thing: They made girls feel beautiful and brought fans closer together.
    We are family <3
    Nmf quote by an instagramer named: celebloverx33

  15. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    Homework: Do me do me
    Internet: Don't listen to that sllutt
    Nmf

  16. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:52pm UTC
    Things to do today
    1. Dig a hole
    2. Name it love
    3. Watch people falling in love
    Nmf.....Trolled

  17. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    Louis: "Harry loves to steal food off people's plates, but he's to scared to do it to Niall."
    Niall: "He should be."
    Nmf

  18. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Harry: "My mum still calls me her baby."
    Zayn: "Aw, baby!"
    Harry: "Zayn, your mum calls you her little baby...."

  19. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:46pm UTC
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  20. memall7 memall7
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    On the clock dump:
    Taking a poop at work while getting paid
    format credit: harrystylesisfit

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