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memall7
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September 2, 2012 8:23pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you see someone sexy and say "hey" then run into a mirror
if you know what I mean

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memall7
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September 2, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Lazy fact #153763859735
you were to lazy to read that number

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memall7
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September 2, 2012 8:13pm UTC

Why is it when
you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?

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memall7
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September 2, 2012 8:00pm UTC

Only in Victoria's
Secret will you find a lady smelling a bra
True Story

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memall7
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August 28, 2012 8:46pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you get caught staring at someone
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memall7
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 8:42pm UTC

Am I the only one
one who feels that there's less active wittians now?

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August 4, 2012 10:15pm UTC

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memall7
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 10:07pm UTC

When a qoute has 69
fave's and your like should I be the b*tch to ruin it?

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memall7
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Happy Ramadan
to those muslims
who are fasting today
;;
nmf

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memall7
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July 17, 2012 1:30am UTC

It's my 15th Birthday!!!
and I know no ones going to care because wittians are going through changes ...

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memall7
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:42pm UTC

I'd slap you
but that would be animal abuse

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memall7
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:38pm UTC

When you were young,
you used to watch two drops of rain roll down the window and
pretend they were racing

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memall7
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July 10, 2012 9:35pm UTC

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memall7
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July 10, 2012 9:33pm UTC

You must have been borned on the
highway
because that's where accidents happen

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July 10, 2012 9:24pm UTC

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memall7
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July 10, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Womens logic:
When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically
know and make the first move

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memall7
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:19pm UTC

That awkward moment
during a sleepover when you are the first one to wake up
and have nothing to do

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memall7
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:15pm UTC

When it's 2013,
I'm going to go to the movie store and put
2012 in the comedy section

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memall7
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:13pm UTC

I love how...
in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?"
As if the bad guy is going to be like,
"Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?'

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memall7
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:10pm UTC

Dear Microsoft Word,
I'm pretty sure I spelled my name correctly

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