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yourcool
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June 12, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Everything is made in China.
Except babies, they're made in VaChina.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 6:29pm UTC

What's the Diffference between One Direction and British Flag?
Remove the "L".

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xCuppiieCakeLove
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June 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.

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poodlelomein35
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 6:09pm UTC

Lizzie McGuire has a baby
Raven is on Broadway
Miley is engaged
Zack and Cody are 20
Jackson is 35
London Tipton was engaged
Lavagirl is 19
Cory (Cory in the House) is 20
Tawni from So Random/Sonny with a Chance is married
Now it's 11-year-old memory freaks and lame nannies
Makes me wonder what my kids will have to watch...

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idonotneedyou
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 7:39pm UTC

I Want
To Be That Girl
Who Turns Really
Pretty
Over Summer
And
All The Boys
Are Like
"Wow"
When They See
Me In School
soml (RePostingDeletedByAccident)
FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 10:28pm UTC

They should print books with
glow-in-the-dark ink so you can read at night.

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souryellowlemons
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 4:16pm UTC

has anyone ever noticed that katniss didnt pee for the whole hunger games.
that girl must have a pretty damn good bladder

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 6:07pm UTC

teacher: where's your homework?
me: i couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

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TuckersGirl
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:41pm UTC

Me: So..you come here often?
Josh Hutcherson:
Me:
Josh Hutcherson:
Me:
Josh Hutcherson: You kidnapped me and brought me here and--wait are we in a cave

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juturna*
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June 8, 2012 11:47am UTC

Seeing something over 1 dollar at the dollar store, is the main reason I have trust issues.

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emzpiexx
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June 8, 2012 2:19pm UTC

*Accidently cuts hand* ''Ouch, that hurt.'' *Steps on lego barefoot* ''HELP! I'VE BEEN SHOT! MAN DOWN, MAN F*CKING DOWN!"

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Nigel9086
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 2:05pm UTC

Girls who;; #35
Sing.
Us guys don't care if you're good or not, we just think its cute.
♥
nmf

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Blondie_Miss
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Please go on iCarly.com
{♥} if you remember where that is from!

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC

I just burned 1200 calories.
I forgot the pizza in the oven.
Fave if you get it

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 11:54am UTC

Boys: God you f*cking c*nt!
Adults: Oh well, boys will be boys.
Girls: Sh*t.
Adults: Oh my gosh young ladies should not be cursing! Shame on you! You've brought the devil into our house! Go wash your mouth out with soap.

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Cherrycherryb00mb00m
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 2:36pm UTC

When you're going through & deleting your photos, and you keep one just because he liked it
♥

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marleesue
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 2:10pm UTC

While I was running today
I heard clapping. It was just my
thighs cheering me on.

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:10am UTC

If somebody shouts out 'YOLO' one more time
im gonna pull out my shotgun to their head and say 'Sadly'

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Hayliebruss4156
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:17am UTC

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream cone?
Why?
She got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not suzy..

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xStoleMyHeart
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 8:04am UTC

"I can't be no superman, Before you I'll be
super hum ."
an
format by julietechoecho

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