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  1. JuliietDimoApai JuliietDimoApai
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    I stay up all night to text you
    and I can't stand being just friends
    I laugh and act like nothings wrong
    but i can't stand being just friends
    I try not to be awkward and not mention anything we ever had before
    but i can't stand being just friends
    I fight to hold back all "I love you" I want to send
    but i can't stand being just friends
    i miss you
    i cant stand being just friends 💔

  2. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  3. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  4. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 7:29pm UTC
    Anyone Else
    Think it's cute when guys are good with kids?

  5. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  6. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
    -------------------------
    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    I just hate it when my foot falls asleep
    and i have to stomp around like a dinosaur

  9. Rosycheeks32 Rosycheeks32
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
    move out of the way kids,
    i've been waiting 1O years for this.

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Raising your hand when you are at homeBecause no one is paying attention to you.

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test
    My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.

  12. AnnieeB AnnieeB
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Admit it. You were confused
    as to what "nmf" meant when you first got a Witty.

  13. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    We turned witty PINK for breast cancer prevention.
    Lets turn it TEAL to show
    Witty is an ANTI BULLYING ZONE.
    FAVE THIS! LETS GET STEVE'S ATTENTION.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Pick her up
    and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool.
    She'll scream and fight you,
    but secretly, she'll love it.
    Hold her hand while you talk.
    Hold her hand when you drive.
    Just hold her hand.
    Tell her she looks pretty.
    Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
    Protect her.
    Tell her stupid jokes.
    Tickle her, even when she says stop.
    When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
    Let her fall asleep in your arms.
    Get her mad, then kiss her.
    Tease her and let her tease you back.
    Kiss her on the cheek.
    Kiss her on the forehead.
    Just kiss her.
    Let her wear your clothes.
    Go slow.
    Don't push anything.
    When you fall in love with her, tell her.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    imagine if we're all still on witty in 70 years...
    "just got another new cat..... YOLO."
    "bought adele's new album, 91 today..."
    "can i please have 84 faves for my 84th birthday? (:"
    "ONE DIRECTION SIGNED MY WALKING STICK"

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC
    shoutout to the 90s kids for being
    the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.

  17. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
    Student: Gymnastics
    Student: Swimming
    Student: Track
    Student: Volleyball
    Me: Tom Daley

  18. ImOnlyATeen ImOnlyATeen
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    me: why are those guys staring at me?
    me:is there something on my face?
    me:is there something on my shirt?
    me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
    me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
    friend:maybe they think you're cute.
    me:are you stupid or something?
    tumblr.

  19. erinstaley erinstaley
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Madam and Eve

  20. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.

:)

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