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  1. kravutskea kravutskea
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    why don't you sl i p i nto something more
    comfortable
    like a coma

  2. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Monday - 100 bobby pins.
    Friday - 1 bobby pin.
    only me?

  3. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 12:09am UTC
    "If i was stranded on a desert Island
    and i could only bring 1 thing i would bring Dora.
    That B*tch has everything in her BackPack.""
    or a boat would be fine...

  4. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    You can't start a new chapter in your life
    if you're still re-reading the last one.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Yelling
    at your computer
    as if it can truly understand you.
    jimmy365:) nmq
    format by: ThatsSoMeee :)

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    A diamond
    is just a lump of coal
    that did well under pressure.
    jimmy365:)

  7. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    if he wants you to change,
    change your relationship status.

  8. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 7:45am UTC
    l l l l l
    A thousand miles seems pretty far,
    But they've got planes and trains and cars
    I'd walk to you if I had no other way. ♥
    Format credit - RunawayRachel
    Hey There Delilah - Plain White Tee's

  9. michaelchannel michaelchannel
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Dear Kanye West,
    Roses are red, Violets are blue.
    If Rebecca Black ever wins an award...
    you know what to do.
    michaelchannel original

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 5:04pm UTC

    I totally take back
    all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/^my format

  11. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    Raisin cookies that look like
    chocolate cookies, are the main reason I have trust issues.
    nmf/nmq

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    ➫ ⇡ ➶ ↴
    I'm never sure
    What to do with my e y e s when I'm at the dentist.
    Do I close them?
    Do I stare at his face?
    Do I look at the ceiling?
    What's the proper etiquette here?
    jimmy365:)
    nmq/ ^my format:)

  13. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    :
    You said it was a
    "long story" but you told
    me and it took about ten
    seconds.

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    I dropped my laptop off a boat,
    and now it's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
    NOT MY QUOTES. CREDIT TO TWITER.

  15. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    A girl with half naked
    pictures gets 50 notifications,100 inboxes,and 200 friend requests.
    .
    A girl with clothes on
    gets 3 notifications, and respect.

  16. maceigh maceigh
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    when you were little #1
    pretending to fall asleep in the car
    so that you could get carried inside.
    should I start a series?
    ps. i follow back.

  17. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    did anyone else know
    "Fes" from That 70s Shows' name is suppose to stand for "Foreign Exchange Student"
    mind=blown

  18. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    When you were younger
    AND YOU SAW A LIMO, YOU THOUGHT SOMEONE FAMOUS WAS IN IT.
    NMF

  20. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    & who else
    wonders why a computer keyboard isn't in alphabetical order..?

:)

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