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1. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 1:32am UTC
   me: they say ugly people only exist to make pretty people look prettier
   me: so thats my contribution to society
   me: you're welcome
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2. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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   December 21, 2012 6:02pm UTC
   me when i wake up: why?
   me trying to find something to wear: why?
   me looking in a mirror: why?
   me walking into school: why?
   me having to engage in social contact: why?
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3. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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   December 21, 2012 5:30pm UTC
   normal people flirting: hey, you wanna hang out some time?
   me flirting: baby, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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4. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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   December 21, 2012 5:26pm UTC
   "how to get killed in your own backyard"
   A novel by anyone who lives in Australia
   
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5. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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   December 21, 2012 4:47pm UTC
   relatives: any boyfriends?
   me: no.
   typical conversation at any holiday since i was 5.
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6. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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   December 20, 2012 2:42am UTC
   Christmas is getting so close,
   I can almost smell the mistletoe that I won't be getting kissed under.
   
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7. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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   December 20, 2012 2:07am UTC
   I do not enjoy being tickled
   It is not cute. It is not funny. I will kick you in the face.
   
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8. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2012 4:08am UTC
   And was anyone else..
   terrified of going to high school because of 'neds declassified'?
   should i do a series?
   
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9. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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   May 7, 2012 8:48am UTC
   I'm not ok.
   
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10. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:37am UTC
    Popular Girl
    *post pic of herself, with makeup caked on & hardly any clothes*
    9274392846237 people like this 5 minutes ago
    Cute Boy hottie, ;)
    1 minute ago ago · Like
    Popular Girl's Friend omg, you're like soooo pretayyyyy ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    2 seconds ago 'Like
    Me
    *post pic of myself, no makeup & not showing anything*
    Mum likes this 27 minutes ago
    
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11. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 5:21am UTC
    .
    you're
    beautiful
    without it
    inner beauty
    doesn't
    need
    makeup.
    Don't remove credit please. ©kclove5
    
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12. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Dear Dora,
    you're bilingual at age 4 and you seriously can't see the apple tree?!
    Sincerely, It's right there!
    
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13. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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    March 24, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    DearTwilight,
    oh, I'm sorry, what was that? I can't hear you over the sound of my amusement park.
    Sincerly,Harry Potter
    neverlandfugitive™
    
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14. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Dear World,
    If a bra is called an 'over the shoulder boulder holder' then what is men's underwear called?
    Sincerely, under the butt, nut hut?
    
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15. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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    March 24, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Dear textbooks,
    i knew you'd be useful one day!
    Sincerely, about to kill a spider.
    
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16. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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    March 24, 2012 3:11am UTC
    Dear Parents,
    I'm so sorry, but I need to get this off my chest. I was home alone with my boyfriend, and, well...I disobeyed you. I know you've told me time and time again to never do it, and you always tell me how wrong it is, but we couldn't resist. We had everything we needed. And, it wasn't my first time, either. ...the taste in your mouth is something you'll never forget. I can assure you though, it won't affect my health. I feel terrible for going against your rules, but I can't promise that it won't happen again.
    Sincerely, ate a whole bowl of raw cookie dough with him.
    ©Kaykayy04
    
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17. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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    March 23, 2012 7:09am UTC
    my childhood
    are you calling me a liar?
    well I ain't calling you a truther!
    HUG ME BROTHA!
    what's your bucket doing on our door?
    what's your door doing under my bucket?
    ~Drake & Josh
    A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do
    you dumb babies!
    hang on to your diapies!
    ~Rugrats
    I miss these shows
    
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18. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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    March 20, 2012 5:20am UTC
    <insert witty, well thought out quote here>
    
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19. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    "I think he likes me!
    what makes you say that?
    "Well, don't tell anyone but, we made some
    pretty intense eye contact!"
    
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20. yourXlifeXisXbeautiful
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    March 5, 2012 2:08am UTC
    It's easy to erase someone from your mind
    erasing them from your heart
    is another story.
    
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