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  1. zubair zubair
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:22am UTC
    ---------------------------------- llaying In bed remembering a conversation in your head and imagining what you should've said instead.
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  2. xxniicoleexx xxniicoleexx
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    *WHEN MY PARENTS ARE ASLEEP*
    Me:"Shh they're sleeping!"...
    *When i'm asleep*
    Parents:"Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours."

  3. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    "Would you like the receipt in the bag ?"
    no i want it in my ear. -_-

  4. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    me: wow, I'm actually happy right now
    life:lol, just hold on one minute

  5. neverlandfugitive neverlandfugitive
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Teacher: This is not something
    that you can finish the night before.
    Me: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.
    neverlandfugitive™

  6. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    That Awkward moment
    When you make eye contact with somebody who used to mean the world to you...

  7. IllFightForDestruction IllFightForDestruction
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 2:42pm UTC
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    format by julietecho echo
    I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND
    This format i adorable

  8. vermily vermily
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Don't play hard to get
    Play hard to forget
    ~Drake ♥

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    Listening to someone tell a story
    And thinking "Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie."

  10. xKatelinx55 xKatelinx55
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    lose your pen = no pen
    no pen = no notes
    no notes = no study
    no study = fail
    fail = no diploma
    no diploma = no work
    no work = no money
    no money = no food
    no food = skinny
    skinny = ugly
    ugly = no love
    no love = no marriage
    no marriage = no children
    no children = alone
    alone = depression
    depression = sickness
    sickness = death
    don't lose your pen...or you will die.
    format by jimmy365


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    "did you just walk into that wall?"
    "no, i was trying to get to Hogwarts."

  13. BelieveInMoi BelieveInMoi
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    You have three choices.
    You can give up, give in,
    or give it your all.

  14. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    & Does anyone else get that mini spaz attack in bed when they're half asleep and dream they're falling? ♥

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    So he's 19 and you're 13? That's not dating.
    That's called babysitting.

  16. teenager_posts teenager_posts
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    TeenagerPost#159
    Dora thinks she is sexy showing her belly button.
    nmf.nmq.

  17. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Have you ever noticed
    How the & symbol looks like a guy dragging his butt across the ground?
    nmf

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    So I'm invisible to you now? Oh, that's cool.
    I've always wanted a superpower...

  19. LilzaxX LilzaxX
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    Which one is better?
    Google or Yahoo!
    I know i will Google it!

  20. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment..
    When you've already said "What?" three times and you still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

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