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magix

1. magix
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2013 7:04am UTC
   Friend: *visiting my house*
   Friend: Let's go outside
   Me: Huh? What is this outside?
   Friend: *drags me, while muttering something about spending too much time on the computer*
   
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2. magix
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   August 14, 2013 3:20pm UTC
   My brother was talking to my Dad, and my Dad asked him to get
   the condiments. My brother messes up his words, so he annouced,
   "I'm going to get the condomns!" I have never laughed harder in
   my life. Like ever. xD
   
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3. magix
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   July 25, 2013 12:44pm UTC
   Guy: Hey, you're so cute
   Me: hahahahahaha.................................... wait, what?.
   
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4. magix
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   July 25, 2013 12:39pm UTC
   The fastest land animal, is the teenage girl who is on her period,
   has just come out of the shower and needs to dry herself, and
   put on a pad or tam.p.on before blood starts leaking out of her v.a.g.i.n.a again.
   
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5. magix
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   July 23, 2013 3:55am UTC
   I so can't wait for:
   * The Originals
   * The Vampire Diaries
   * The Originals
   * The Vampire Diaries
   * The Originals
   * The Vampire Diaries
   * The Originals
   * The Vampire Diaries
   * The Originals
   * The Vampire Diaries
   * The Originals
   * The Vampire Diaries
   * The Originals
   * The Vampire Diaries
   * The Originals
   * The Vampire Diaries
   * The Originals
   * The Vampire Diaries
   
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6. magix
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   July 22, 2013 9:54am UTC
   Witty War? I'm clueless. It's Math Class again.
   
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7. magix
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   July 17, 2013 3:41pm UTC
   Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute just hold your retorts. And I'll tell you how I became the Chosen of Hogwarts. West Surrey, England orphaned and raised under the staircase I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxin, relaxin all cool, shootin some spells outside the school, when a really evil guy who was up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood, got in one little fight which gave me a scar, Dumbledoor said I'm the Chosen one and I thought that bizarre.
   
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8. magix
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   July 14, 2013 6:51am UTC
   wot r u wearing tonite, bby? ;) ;)
   clothes ;)
   true story.
   
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9. magix
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   July 10, 2013 7:14am UTC
   In our school, being bada.ss means
   going on facebook during ICT lessons.
   
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10. magix
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    Me: *Takes 99 selfies*
    Me: *Deletes 98 selfies*
    Me: *Spends an hour editing the sh.t out of the picture, so you can't even recognise me, or see anything*
    Me: *deletes selfie*
    
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11. magix
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    July 8, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    People and the media, are so overrated. For instance, celebrities,
    are just people who are still growing up. Miley Cyrus is still trying
    to find out her style, with the press telling her to be s.exy and her
    true fans asking her to stop it. And then Katy Perry has gone off
    one of the worst breakups in her life (or divorce) and is trying to move
    on, but it's kind of impossible with the fu.ckin' press still looking for more
    details. And Taylor Swift is just trying to find the perfect type of love,
    but the press and media are insistent on calling her 'a b.itch and wh.ore.'
    Honestly guys, leave them (and other celebrities) alone. They're just people
    and like all humans, they make mistakes.
    
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12. magix
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    June 28, 2013 11:35am UTC
    What happened to the old school love?
    Holding hands, ice-skating, kissing in the rain, going on proper dates, having fun together, and joking around?
    Because all I see is guys trying to get into girls' pants. And you know what?
    I miss those old times.
    
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13. magix
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    If you were a turkey,
    I'd beat the stuffing out of you.
    
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14. magix
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    June 12, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    Being brave, is about taking the plunge, defeating the bad guy, and trying your hardest.
    It's also about doing the work, finding the friends, starting the courage.
    But the most important thing, is learning to dance in the rain. ♥
    
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15. magix
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    June 9, 2013 11:30am UTC
    Girl: So what do you do for fun?
    Me: Sometimes I curl up in a ball on the floor, and pretend to be a crumb.
    
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16. magix
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    June 9, 2013 10:38am UTC
    She's just a fake, a barbie doll, made out of plastic.
    She thinks putting people down, is so fantastic,
    But she's not an angel, no just a fake,
    The same personality again, another re-make.
    She spends most of her life, making out with her friends boyfriends,
    Every Saturday Night, while they're out shopping.
    No she isn't perfect, never will be worth it.
    
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17. magix
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    June 8, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    Boy: Hey! How are you?
    Me: *OMG! He's the one! We're going to fall in love and have children! What will their names be? OMG! We should call one Max! He'll have blonde hair, blue eyes… and one of them will be Lucy! … I can just see it now! Oh and we'll move to England, and grow old together! What about the wedding? Oh and I know what dress I will wear!
    plans out whole life*
    Boy: Hello? …
    
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18. magix
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    June 5, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Karmas only a b.tch,
    if you are.
    
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19. magix
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    June 4, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    I hate you? Of course not...
    I'm just plotting your death, in a million different ways.
    
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20. magix
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 11:29am UTC
    If ugliness was measured in height,
    You'd be the Empire State Building.
    
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