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The fastest land animal, is the teenage girl who is on her period,
has just come out of the shower and needs to dry herself, and

put on a pad or tam.p.on before blood starts leaking out of her v.a.g.i.n.a again.

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The fastest land animal, is the teenage girl who is on her period,

5 faves · Jul 25, 2013 12:39pm

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