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7pierocks7
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March 3, 2012 6:02pm UTC

the human brain starts working the moment you're born,and never stops until you stand up to speak in public♥

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haley44
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March 3, 2012 6:04pm UTC

my pens never run
out of ink.
i always lose them
before that happens.

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XxBethiieeyxX
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February 18, 2012 7:04pm UTC

When I get older;
I shall have a child,
I shall call it Stacey,
I will have it going on.
Fave this. If you got it. By: Me. xD

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Keep_Smilin
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February 18, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I complain about being fat
AND THEN MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER BY EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT
FormatCredit: DamnnTaylerx

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kolbey_steffensmeier*
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February 18, 2012 7:14pm UTC

This Is patrick Star.
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Let Him Take over Witty.

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Jacqui_eats_rainbows
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February 10, 2012 7:26am UTC

.RAWR,
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hello, i am a dinosaur,
and rawr means iloveyou' right?.
well wrong, it means
'i wanna f**kingg eat you.'
so RAWR, COME OVER HERE.

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JustSaying
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 8:01am UTC

Me:why am i still single?
Brain:you're weird.
Body:you're fat.
Face:you're ugly.
Food:I'm here for you baby.

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Meghan*
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 8:04am UTC

Unpopular Girl:
I'm in the bahamas! And My parents got me a bunny!
Like • Comment • 15 minutes ago
3 people like this, 2 comments
Popular Girl:
I just ate a sandwich!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
3789543 likes, 123789 comments

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only1truebelieber08
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 8:53am UTC

That Annoying Moment,
when you realise someone else is using the pencil you lost.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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aehadden99
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February 10, 2012 9:46am UTC

Nutrition Facts
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Users on www.wittyprofiles.com
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% Variety *
People who are insecure dont know what for 12 %
heart broken ladies 10 %
happy cheerful girls 39 %
witty guys 7 %
advice seekers 13 %
crazy funny chicks 10 %
Haters 3 %
Normal people.... 1 % ;)
100% beautiful ladies and guys ♥
*Percents are based on average statistics. The amouns may be higher or lower depending on how many wittains we have today*
follow for a follow *myquote*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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February 10, 2012 10:23am UTC

Did you know?
George W. Bush was a cheerleader.

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younghomielovelife
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January 25, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Forrest Gump should be a character on temple run.

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jclaire
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January 20, 2012 10:08am UTC

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This is JUSTIN BEIBER
1 FAVE 1 SLAP

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Jordan_J77
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Something to eat
1. Open fidge. Nothing to eat.
2. Open pantry. Nothing to eat.
3. Lower standards and repeat.
not my format♥

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liveurlife2
posted a quote
January 19, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Ya Know when you have such a good quote in mind that will get so many likes.. and then when your about to write it you forget. ... Thats me. ;]

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pigglywiggly
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be
comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Tempurature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder?

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TarBear9697
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January 16, 2012 10:33am UTC

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Buy a ship-
Name it relation
Now you have a relationship
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jayciecutie01's format

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