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Me:why am i still single?
Brain:you're weird.
Body:you're fat.
Face:you're ugly.
    Food:I'm here for you baby.



 
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Me:why am i still single? Brain:you're weird. Body:you're

16 faves · Feb 10, 2012 8:01am

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