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bluexeyedxblondiex
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January 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC

The divorce rate between my socks is astonishing.
nmf

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StarKissed
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January 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Can't touch this...
except you,
you can touch this ;D

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pigglywiggly
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January 15, 2012 7:18pm UTC

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR GENDER IS,
I'M CALLING YOU DUDE.

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dancergrl101
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January 13, 2012 8:24pm UTC

I
staring at a dead body in
a movie to see
if you can catch them
moving/breathing :p
Format credit - RunawayRachel (:

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nessa_bug333
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January 13, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Dear McDonalds,
you should deliver.

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mayday
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January 13, 2012 12:48pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you catch yourself singing a song you're supposed to hate.

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softball0923
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January 13, 2012 6:29pm UTC

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. <3
....once my mom forgot me in a parking lot.

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toothymonster
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January 13, 2012 7:44pm UTC

your nose is not virgin anymore
sincerely, your finger.

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taytayx311
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January 13, 2012 5:03pm UTC

That awkward moment when
someone you've never talked to ask you for a piece of gum.
≈♥≈

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whateveryousay1234
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January 13, 2012 6:33pm UTC

*Food hits floor*
Little Germs: GET IT!!!
King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!

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jimmy365
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January 13, 2012 4:22pm UTC

That song
in our playlist that we always skip
b u t n e v e r d e l e t e .
jimmy365:)

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CaseyNicoleRamz
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January 9, 2012 5:48pm UTC

they asked me what was wrong
what i wanted for dinner
i said nothing
then slowly turned around and whispered, "everything

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paytonalysse_xo
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January 9, 2012 5:54pm UTC

brb, temple run.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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aberbabi123
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January 6, 2012 3:56pm UTC

I wish my waist was as small as my self- esteem
and
I wish my boobs were as big as my insecurities.
not all my quote

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partallaboutme
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January 2, 2012 3:06pm UTC

If jealousy Kills; I got haters
suiciding now (:
Fave <3 i fave back x
format: h0peful

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MJayKay12
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December 27, 2011 1:29pm UTC

"Rawr" Does not mean "I Love You"
In Dinosaur
Have you watched Jurassic Park?
It Means "Im going to f*cking eat you!"

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Kaybay36
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December 27, 2011 1:35pm UTC

I asked santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas..
I woke up in a box.

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